Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strega - Apr 01, 2010 10:05:56 am PDT #20305 of 30001

But not all of the time, because it's too boring.
I think you should make up your own terminology.

"They're almost done deep-frying the new app!"

Just be confident about it, so that other people pick it up. And if they look confused, explain it in a slightly condescending way.


Atropa - Apr 01, 2010 10:06:40 am PDT #20306 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Benefit also has a new powder foundation that, holy crap, I really love and might have to ditch Aromaleigh for.

I don't think anything is going to lure me away from Aromaleigh at this point. Now I just need the owner to get back from Italy so we can continue plotting.


Jesse - Apr 01, 2010 10:06:44 am PDT #20307 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"They're almost done deep-frying the new app!"

I will definitely try that. But maybe not until after we get the money...


Steph L. - Apr 01, 2010 10:07:13 am PDT #20308 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Called Hello, Flawless. It's not a loose mineral powder foundation; it's your standard pressed powder. But it's so unbelievably matte that I almost cried. (I'm often quite shiny, so a matte powder that stays matte is a thing of beauty.)


Trudy Booth - Apr 01, 2010 10:14:46 am PDT #20309 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

For April Fools one year I sent around a memo saying that in the future each client would have its own font, and that whenever possible the font would reflect the nature of the client. That way, there would be no more confusion over what documents belonged where.

Then I gave some examples. They included cloud-writing font for an airline or something.

No fewer than three (out of only a dozen people in that office) came to me asking WHAT partner had approved this and INSISTING that it would only make things MORE confusing.


Lee - Apr 01, 2010 10:16:42 am PDT #20310 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I seem to have been put in charge of organizing a scavenger hunt for Bring your Children to work day.

Sadly, this is not an April Fools day joke.


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 10:17:13 am PDT #20311 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cylons are here! And they can fold towels!

Robot folds laundry

The robot begins by picking up a randomly dropped towel from a table, goes through a sequence of vision-based re-grasps and manipulations-- partially in the air, partially on the table--and finally stacks the folded towel in a target location. The reliability and robustness of our algorithm enables for the first time a robot with general purpose manipulators to reliably and fully-autonomously fold previously unseen towels, demonstrating success on all 50 out of 50 single-towel trials as well as on a pile of 5 towels.

It appears parts of the video are sped up. Plus the robot spends a lot of time looking at the towel while rotating it with its "hand". Still, creepy....


tommyrot - Apr 01, 2010 10:17:51 am PDT #20312 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I seem to have been put in charge of organizing a scavenger hunt for Bring your Children to work day.

I read this as "Bring your Chicken to work day."


Burrell - Apr 01, 2010 10:24:42 am PDT #20313 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Welcome little Luna! I'm sorry that the delivery was so hard, but she is a thing of beauty.

I really love Aromaleigh too, but I find that as I get older, the redness from the rosacea gets harder and harder to tame, especially in photos. grrr.

I seem to have been put in charge of organizing a scavenger hunt for Bring your Children to work day.

Scavenger hunts aren't too bad if you can get away with just hiding clues instead of clues and toys in each spot. But yeah, they do take a while to set up.


Barb - Apr 01, 2010 10:31:42 am PDT #20314 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Ooh, I may have to check that out, Tep. I'm very shiny, too, and I prefer powder foundations to any other, because they're so light and don't build up in my pores like other foundations.