I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Mar 30, 2010 12:11:19 pm PDT #19866 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Closer to New Braunfels than us, java. Damn!

Letter writer is a misogynist asshole, which I feel comfortable calling him since he himself told me to.

Can't imagine why his ex won't take him back, and no other women want to date him. It's a mystery!


Amy - Mar 30, 2010 12:12:24 pm PDT #19867 of 30001
Because books.

Whoo hoo, msbelle!

CRY MOAR, KID.

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth, reading that letter.


javachik - Mar 30, 2010 12:12:32 pm PDT #19868 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Closer to New Braunfels than us, java. Damn!

Hmmmm. Boo.


bon bon - Mar 30, 2010 12:16:18 pm PDT #19869 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

When I saw that letter, I didn't even feel I had to read through it, because you KNOW that Sullivan will spend a WEEK posting outraged responses to that shit. Still don't know why he posted it in the first place, but DAYUM will he be getting traffic.


megan walker - Mar 30, 2010 12:17:29 pm PDT #19870 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Congrats, msbelle!!


Kathy A - Mar 30, 2010 12:17:39 pm PDT #19871 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Woo hoo for msbelle house!!!


Gudanov - Mar 30, 2010 12:20:33 pm PDT #19872 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Hold on, this poor guy is working his ass off so that one day he can have the money, a fancy car, and a hot young girlfriend that comes with that before moving on to a trophy wife. Should we ignore the sacrifices he's made to achieve these noble goals? Doesn't he deserve more credit that a woman who selfishly wants to have a family AND get paid the same for the same work?


meara - Mar 30, 2010 12:27:31 pm PDT #19873 of 30001

Wow, read that letter too, and yah, boo fucking hoo is right.


DavidS - Mar 30, 2010 12:28:44 pm PDT #19874 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Congratulations, msbelle! Very exciting.

In very unexciting news, somebody just smashed the window of our car and stole Emmett's DS. Of course, we know not to leave things where they can be seen and entice thieves but it was kind of a broken play day where I had gone to pick up Emmett on a weekday morning to work on his paper, and I had Matilda because her school is closed to do parent-teacher conferences. Discombobulated, you know?

So. March: my contract job ended, we're low on money, car gets booted ($1,000 to unleash it. Roughly one-third the value of the car. A month's rent.), stress about money, stress about Emmett's stupid iSearch project, stress about EM's neck surgery and now...smashed window and Emmett distraught about losing his DS. (Though he's already getting over it.)

Plus, I'm driving down to LA this weekend to do my Tom Waits tour with plastic and duct tape over the window.

We do have insurance but the deductible is $500 and the window will be $240. We just can't afford to fix it now.

This is not my favorite month ever.

Matilda was quite irate. "Who would break our window?!"

Emmett and I have been singing the lament of Terry Pratchett's Wee Free Men: "Wailey! Wailey!"

Now I've got itchy little cuts all over my hands from cleaning out the glass. And I have to finish writing a piece that's going to be posted tomorrow. And work on Emmett's home work project.

I beg your pardon but I'm going to have to use strong language here: "Fooey!"

Phew, I feel better.

Now if I just had some vicodin and a pint of gin.


Gudanov - Mar 30, 2010 12:31:48 pm PDT #19875 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Shit Hec, that sucks especially on top of the rest of the month. Sorry about the Funyun-eating bastards who broke into the car.