Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2010 11:22:27 am PDT #19848 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

X to the Z can do whatever he wants, OKAY??

Except if Z is even, X to the Z can't be a negative number.


meara - Mar 30, 2010 11:25:08 am PDT #19849 of 30001

Bon, that blog is cracking me up. Awesome. Thank you.


§ ita § - Mar 30, 2010 11:32:58 am PDT #19850 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fine, you made me call up that site on my phone, and now I'm leaking tears at my desk. Let's hope no one needs to talk to me about anything any time soon.


msbelle - Mar 30, 2010 11:37:27 am PDT #19851 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I CAN HAZ A HOUSE!!!!!


tommyrot - Mar 30, 2010 11:38:34 am PDT #19852 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay!


sarameg - Mar 30, 2010 11:47:06 am PDT #19853 of 30001

WOOHOO!

You have a YARD.


msbelle - Mar 30, 2010 11:48:14 am PDT #19854 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I do! We are on our way over there now.


Jesse - Mar 30, 2010 11:59:15 am PDT #19855 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Woo hoo!!!


Barb - Mar 30, 2010 11:59:33 am PDT #19856 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

WOOOOOOOT!!! msbelle! Congrats!


P.M. Marc - Mar 30, 2010 12:00:39 pm PDT #19857 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

WOO! Go msbelle!

I think this letter-writer needs a kickinthegroin: [link]

UGH. Creepy male entitlement is creepy. AND YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, LETTER WRITER. IT IS THERE.