But is a world in which people take business-related cell phone calls ON THE TOILET, worth saving?
I'd say, "No, it'd be better if we just let the Cylons wipe us out."
Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2010 7:06:55 am PDT #19570 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Laura - Mar 29, 2010 7:16:54 am PDT #19571 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Ewwwww!
aurelia - Mar 29, 2010 7:18:31 am PDT #19572 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Only Jack Bauer gets a pass on that, 'cause that dude seriously deserves a bathroom break.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2010 7:19:54 am PDT #19573 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Relatedly, Pat Kiernan just emailed me about this article: [link]
Kathy A - Mar 29, 2010 7:29:17 am PDT #19574 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
That's just so wrong (taking a work phone call in the bathroom).
Speaking of work things, it looks like my work computer won't be replaced until later this afternoon at the earliest. I was going to see if I could take the afternoon off, due to not having access to Lotus Notes which I need to do most of my job today (this backup computer doesn't have it available), but my boss wants me here since one of my coworkers is on vacation this week. Grrr.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 29, 2010 7:31:07 am PDT #19575 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I WORK IN A FUCKING ZOO.
So there's poo on the walls as well?
Lord knows there have been times in my office where I thought someone had let monkeys loose in the men's room.
Only Jack Bauer gets a pass on that, 'cause that dude seriously deserves a bathroom break.
This made me nose my water.
Gudanov - Mar 29, 2010 7:32:26 am PDT #19576 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Only Jack Bauer gets a pass on that, 'cause that dude seriously deserves a bathroom break.
That would only make him lose his edge.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 29, 2010 7:41:09 am PDT #19577 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
This made me nose my water.
This phrase has an endearing Ralph Wiggins-esque quality to it.
Daisy Jane - Mar 29, 2010 7:56:49 am PDT #19578 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Taco Bell or Pizza for lunch?
Jesse - Mar 29, 2010 7:58:02 am PDT #19579 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I vote Taco Bell, because I had to look them up last night, only to learn there is apparently no Taco Bell in the city of Boston! So if you could bring me some, too, that would be great.