Dancing is the most fun I can have while exercising. Um. Nearly.

This is totally my theory! Which is why I love going to dance things, and wish I could every night!

Or do other things every night. Or both!!

I have skim milk in the house to put in coffee and on cereal, but that's mostly because I don't really like milk and the skim tastes less wrong to me than the other kinds.

Also, I had to cancel today because of a migraine, and am about to go back to bed again.

The ability to digest lactose past early childhood is a relatively recent human mutation, and y'all that have it are FREAKS. No other mammal drinks milk past infancy or drinks the milk of another species. So I say again - FREAKS!

This was my dad's argument. He never drank milk, ever. My mother is a big dairy person. We joke that she can cream any food. Creamed chipped beef, scalloped potatoes, creamed corn, etc. It was the way her grandmother cooked. Her only convincing argument is that she is 88 years old and has all her teeth, with no cavities.

So you didn't go to the post office, Perkins?

Tep, have you ever tried mixing tomato juice in with the dog food? It took a while for Bailey but he did stop eating poo after a couple of weeks.

What does the tomato juice do -- does it make their poo taste bad?

I just take Lactaid with my morning bagel & cream cheese and go on my merry normal-mammalian-genome way.

Interesting article about tea partiers -- a lot of them have so much time to devote to protests because they're unemployed, and a whole bunch of those blame their unemployment on not enough government regulation. [link]

Psssst. Jessica has no mutant powers. Pass it on.

No other mammal drinks milk past infancy or drinks the milk of another species.

This factoid (which tends to be employed as some sort of zinger or "ah hah!") always sort of irritates me. Shall I give you a list of things that we do that no other mammal does? Even if it was just a matter of how we eat I could type that list all day.

I am like the opposite of you all. I use half anf half instead of milk. I hate skim milk in my coffee, and only use milk in cooking, not on cereal, so I just buy a quart of half and half and go on my merry way. My cream sauces are very good!