You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Mar 26, 2010 7:01:54 pm PDT #19079 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

When I worked at a summer program for kids, the rule that the staff all agreed to enforce was that each kid must have at least one vegetable and no more than one dessert at lunch and dinner. But this was at a college cafeteria, so if they got one vegetable and tried it and didn't like it, they could go up and get something different. At a public school cafeteria, a kid who tries something new and doesn't like it has no other options, so that's wasted food, wasted money, and a hungry kid. (By far the most common vegetable choices at the summer program were carrot and celery sticks with a ton of ranch dressing. And after a few days, we had to clarify that the "one dessert" rule meant actually ONE dessert and not "as much dessert as you can fit on one dessert plate.")

The kids at the summer program were also fascinated by the soda machines, and they'd try to mix the different sodas together to get different colors, or layers of color. At first the rule was "You make it, you drink it," but then we realized that this was leading to a ton of over-caffeinated kids, so we mostly ignored it unless someone was doing something ridiculous, like taking four cups of soda.


SuziQ - Mar 26, 2010 7:25:34 pm PDT #19080 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm around, Nicole. Will send an e-mail.


Typo Boy - Mar 26, 2010 7:51:13 pm PDT #19081 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Fell asleep at my desk, just woke so decided no more work today. Had a weird dream with funny dialog that I'll share in care it entertains you.

Me: (waiting in Doctors office as he walks through the door) Hi Doc, you look kinda down.

Dr: Well my last patient shot himself in the head.

Me: I'm so sorry. I take he's ...

Dr: Worse. A Cauliflower.

(After some discussion, the DR. hands me a prescription

Me: An anti-depressant? Are you sure this stuff will work for me?

Doctor: Well, I certainly hope it works better for you than it did for the last patient.

Me: The Cauliflower?

Doctor: Yeah. Come to think of it I hope it works better for you than it has for me...

I take the prescription, and walk out of the building shaking my head. As I walk out I hear a single shot ring. I hear the sound of running feet for a few seconds followed by a scream that sounds suspiciously like the receptionist in the building I just left. I hear the wail of an ambulance approaching.

Me: (looking at the prescription doubtfully) I do believe I'm going to get a second opinion.


shrift - Mar 26, 2010 8:03:54 pm PDT #19082 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This just made me laugh until I cried. Marines doing the cha cha slide: [link]


Beverly - Mar 26, 2010 8:05:10 pm PDT #19083 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

My flight dreams almost inevitably turn into nightmares about not being able to get back down. Like I've mastered the mechanics of floating higher, but not the ones to float down.

They ran a commercial during the Olympics of one of the women snowboarders getting air, then going higher until she escaped atmo and headed out into space. It was supposed to be that River moment looking eagerly into the black, but inside I'm worrying, "How do you get back down?"

I was in my mid-to-late 20s when I had my ears pierced at the mall. I still only have the one hole in each lobe. StE got a single hole in his left lobe in high school, and then a second in the same lobe later on. StY has seven piercings up the left ear from lobe into cartilege, and six on the right. Plus tongue. He says "Nothing below the waist." I don't really want to know.

Matilda looks like she would never make a fuss or wear improper clothing. Why she's a perfect darling, you can tell from those pictures! Seriously, she's a cutie, and overflowing with personality.

I hope you're feeling better very soon, Allyson!


DavidS - Mar 26, 2010 8:06:38 pm PDT #19084 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and overflowing with personality.

We have failed miserably at crushing her spirit.


Beverly - Mar 26, 2010 8:07:59 pm PDT #19085 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Hah! As if you'd have had a chance. Whim of iron, that girl, evidently. And a serious cutiehead.


sarameg - Mar 26, 2010 8:10:42 pm PDT #19086 of 30001

I love those marines.


-t - Mar 26, 2010 8:15:19 pm PDT #19087 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

They ran a commercial during the Olympics of one of the women snowboarders getting air, then going higher until she escaped atmo and headed out into space.

That ad always made me terribly sad. Partially the music.


SuziQ - Mar 26, 2010 8:20:25 pm PDT #19088 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I have 6 piercings in one ear and 3 in the other. For the last 6 months or so I have only been wearing earrings in the bottom holes since I can't wear jewelry in the dojo. It used to be that I wore the same earrings in the other 7 holes and just changed out the bottom ones. None of the holes had closed up though two were a bit tougher than the others. Now to see if I can sleep with them in. If not, I have to take them out before class tomorrow anyway.