Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 26, 2010 11:42:58 am PDT #18917 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I love Isettas. I have a pic of a pink one. adorable.


Allyson - Mar 26, 2010 12:01:15 pm PDT #18918 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I am sick, due to my niece and nephew being sick. Fevers and sore throats all around. My mom got me a dutch oven, which I've been wanting after seeing a recipe for bread baked inside one.

I'm grateful for you guys. I mostly lurk, but I miss participating.


-t - Mar 26, 2010 12:02:46 pm PDT #18919 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I never have flying dreams, but I lucid dream all the time.

I am, once again, Sophia. Seems like I say that a lot. Though I have an oak country kitchen, so...

Also get the night terrors, which I don't remember unless if I wake up while I am in the throes.

I'm hoping that once i get my earrings on display I'll think to where them more often. Because I like having earrings on, but it doesn't actually occur to me to find a pair and put them on very often.


-t - Mar 26, 2010 12:04:53 pm PDT #18920 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Aw, I hope you get better fast, Allyson. Dutch ovens are great.


Ginger - Mar 26, 2010 12:06:51 pm PDT #18921 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

We miss you too, Allyson. Happy birthday!

My driving nightmares all have to with driving in parking garages. Usually I'm going down one of the tight spirals and I go down and down but never come to the exit.

I got my ears pierced at about 14. My mother wanted me to so I would wear at least some jewelry.


Burrell - Mar 26, 2010 12:08:04 pm PDT #18922 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Well phooey, Allyson. Both niece and nephew are sick? You clearly didn't stand a chance.


smonster - Mar 26, 2010 12:08:46 pm PDT #18923 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sorry you're sick on your birthday, Allyson. I hope you have a good day anyway.

Speaking of training, a CrossFit gym just opened in my town and they have free beginner workouts on Saturday. I think I might go tomorrow. Unsurprisingly, the gym is co-owned by someone I played rugby with. (This motivation brought to you by my high cholesterol level and the fact that my older brother can run 10 miles and my general frustration with being out of shape)


Jesse - Mar 26, 2010 12:17:06 pm PDT #18924 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My mom got me a dutch oven, which I've been wanting after seeing a recipe for bread baked inside one.

That's why I got one! And now I use it for lots of things.


Kathy A - Mar 26, 2010 12:26:18 pm PDT #18925 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Happy birthday, Allyson! And I hope you're feeling better soon.


Polter-Cow - Mar 26, 2010 12:43:40 pm PDT #18926 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I wondered if Axe Cop would ever get old, but then today's comic happened, and I was reminded that the mind of a five-year-old will never cease to be hilarious.