You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Stephanie - Mar 26, 2010 11:16:39 am PDT #18905 of 30001
Trust my rage

I had to work hard not to take off my wedding ring every night for the first few years. I like jewelry enough but I want it *off* when I take off my dressy clothes.


amyth - Mar 26, 2010 11:17:45 am PDT #18906 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

I got my ears pierced as a reward for my first penance when I was seven. Right after my Hail Marys or whatever, my parents took me to JCPenneys.

I put a second hole in my own left ear when I was 13 because my mom wouldn't let me get it done. I took a pin off of my jean jacket (a silver phoenix with turquoise that I still have) and stuck it into my earlobe. No alcohol, no ice. Miraculously, I never got an infection. I covered it up with my hair. I'm sure my mom knew, but she let it slide.

I got my cartilage pierced in my left ear in college at a Piercing Pagoda in the mall. I never felt it, and it never gave me any problems.


Burrell - Mar 26, 2010 11:18:52 am PDT #18907 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Allyson!

I don't recall how old I was when I got my ears pierced, but it was old enough I paid for it myself. I rarely wear earrings anymore.

No party for mac this year.

That's understandable given the stress of his acting out. I missed both kids' b-days last year so I feel kind of obligated to make them happen this year.


Amy - Mar 26, 2010 11:20:21 am PDT #18908 of 30001
Because books.

I'm about to have a cupcake. Since it's Allyson's birthday, I feel this is warranted.


§ ita § - Mar 26, 2010 11:22:20 am PDT #18909 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Just the two cartilage sleepers stay in. As soon as I get home all the other jewelry comes off. Nothing else ever achieved any other sense of permanence because I couldn't train in it.

My pimp chain came close, and almost achieved it again, but I can't wear it to the ER in case they need to go into my neck (and rings would mess up them going into my fingers). Still, it's very comfortable and I deem it goes with everything. No matter if Allyson mocks it.

Spike would like it.


smonster - Mar 26, 2010 11:24:44 am PDT #18910 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I couldn't train in it.

Yes, all my jewelry that stays on has evolved after quitting rugby.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 26, 2010 11:25:05 am PDT #18911 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora, I said that just that way for the Simpson call back.

Whoo-hoo! t /Homer


Laura - Mar 26, 2010 11:25:51 am PDT #18912 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Happy Birthday, Allyson!

I pierced my ears myself when I was about 12. In my room with a needle and thread. It was a couple months before my mom noticed because I kept my ears hidden by my hair. They aren't even. The second set of holes were done by a Claire's in the mall many many years later. Never in a zillion years would I do a cartilage pierce or anything I thought would hurt because I am chicken.


DavidS - Mar 26, 2010 11:26:25 am PDT #18913 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I need to take a vacation in this car.

This car, however, is for msbelle. (scroll down past the cleavage)

Oooh, lotsa pink cars.


Scrappy - Mar 26, 2010 11:31:28 am PDT #18914 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Happy birthday to the incomparably talented Allyson!