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Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 12:03:11 pm PST #1860 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People having a bad day? Have some FNL quotes. [link]

I'm actually digging through them for work, but they are making me laugh and laugh and tear up in a good way, so I thought I'd share.

My favorite- Tami:The big deal is- it's part of my job to make sure that you don't grow up stupid. It's bad for the world.

tommyrot - Jan 15, 2010 12:04:24 pm PST #1861 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

People having a bad day? Have some FNL quotes. [link]

If that doesn't work, how about pictures of dogs in winter clothing?

These Chicago dogs are so cute, you can't stop looking

Trudy Booth - Jan 15, 2010 12:08:48 pm PST #1862 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Larb: [link]

Gotta love a Meat Salad!

Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 12:10:27 pm PST #1863 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is what we need for Ozymandias. [link] His LSU sweater does not keep him warm enough I don't think.

smonster - Jan 15, 2010 12:12:03 pm PST #1864 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

People having a bad day? Have some FNL quotes. [link]

OMG I may have to try and fit in some FNL watching this weekend. One of my favorites? "I think I just told that boy to get our daughter in the back of a car."

Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 12:14:01 pm PST #1865 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Hee! Oh Coach!

This is the one I'm using to sum up how real and awesome the Taylor marriage is, "Don't whisper yell at me! Don't whisper yell at me, please!"

sarameg - Jan 15, 2010 12:15:44 pm PST #1866 of 30001

Happy birthday, msbelle!

Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 12:19:30 pm PST #1867 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is one I want outside of my cube

Tim: So, what do you think [of] [Bill] Parcells? Stick around for another year or what? Maybe...

Walter Riggins: No, no, freakin' Cowboys, I'm gonna start rooting for the Saints.

Polter-Cow - Jan 15, 2010 12:26:20 pm PST #1868 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Tami:The big deal is- it's part of my job to make sure that you don't grow up stupid. It's bad for the world.

That is a classic. I forget how funny the show is. A couple moments in this week's cracked me up.

"I think I just told that boy to get our daughter in the back of a car."

They had a blanket!

Damn you, Wyclef! Use my five dollars wisely.

tommyrot - Jan 15, 2010 12:55:48 pm PST #1869 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

World's biggest disco ball is a big disco ball.

Seven-and-a-half metres across, with 1,000 mirrors, suspended 50 metres in the air from a crane, and illuminated by spotlights from all over the city of Paris during this year's annual Nuit Blanche arts festival. The work is La Maîtresse de la Tour Eiffel by French conceptual artist Michel de Broin.

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