Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 24, 2010 11:04:51 am PDT #18359 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Ah! I thought you were going for an extended vacation (like a month) and were looking for something. You should have no trouble if you are moving there!


tommyrot - Mar 24, 2010 11:05:17 am PDT #18360 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

THEY'RE REALLY LOSING IT....

I've enjoyed much of the hyperbole coming from the right since health care reform passed, but for pure hysterics, it' hard to top this National Review piece from conservative media figure and former Gingrich spokesperson Tony Blankley. (thanks to reader A.W. for the tip)

What House Minority Leader John A. Boehner has called the Battle of Capitol Hill is over. I expect that the Battle of the Electorate is about to begin. Upon this battle depends the survival of a nonsocialist America. Upon it depends our own American way of life and the long continuity of our institutions and our history. The whole fury and might of the media and the Democratic party must very soon be trained on the electorate.

If they can stand up to the coming propaganda, America may be free, and the life of the wider free world may move forward into broad, sunlit uplands.

But if the voters succumb to those seven months of blandishments and deceptions, then free America -- including all that we have known and cared for -- will sink into the abyss of a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.

I wonder what the reaction would have been if the public option had passed, too.


Atropa - Mar 24, 2010 11:09:23 am PDT #18361 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

a new Dark Age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science.

Dude, sign me up! Perverted science! Also, this means now is a good time to start my cult, right?


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 11:09:26 am PDT #18362 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Cardio Cooler smoothie, swap out the soy protein for whey, add in an immunibek booster. It's no mango lassi, but it's a damned tasty smoothie.

And lunch.

Why did the guy one cube over say "Up yours, Batman."? That's not polite. Batman's gonna kick his ass.


Lee - Mar 24, 2010 11:10:56 am PDT #18363 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I've never had a mango lassi.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 11:13:15 am PDT #18364 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I've never had a mango lassi.

Who are you and where do you live?


Nora Deirdre - Mar 24, 2010 11:21:47 am PDT #18365 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Hey Daisy Jane, do you have contacts in NO bar management still? I'm starting to think about what my plan will be once I'm able to get down there- I think I need to work for someone else for a little while to get the lay of the land, and I'm trying to suss out resources for doing so. Might this be something I ask Kara down the line as well?

It's not in the immediate future though! Still need to sell that house.


Lee - Mar 24, 2010 11:33:28 am PDT #18366 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Who are you and where do you live?

If I tell you, will you come visit and bring me a mango lassi?


DavidS - Mar 24, 2010 11:36:43 am PDT #18367 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Random: It's hard to credit that this woman wrote Fried Green Tomatoes.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 11:38:31 am PDT #18368 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If I tell you, will you come visit and bring me a mango lassi?

I can commit as far as google mapping you your nearest Indian restaurant...

My god, my headache is back.