I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 15, 2010 10:43:52 am PST #1827 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

While hunting for Haiti news I came across this story about a Jamaican Muslim hate cleric soliciting killing Jews and Hindus. How special. Somehow he managed to get tangled up in shenanigans--one of his supporters was killed by Kenyan police. The Kenyan authorities are having trouble deporting him because either no one will accept him or no one will fly him.


Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 10:46:12 am PST #1828 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Now they are saying Deuce will be inactive. [link]


tommyrot - Jan 15, 2010 10:50:07 am PST #1829 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My boss's daughter is about 18 and she has a friend in Haiti. She just heard from her friend, who is homeless, has no food and is sleeping amongst corpses. The friend's father was out of Haiti during the quake and is trying to find a way back - I think he's trying to hitch a ride on a military plane.

I can't even imagine what the woman is going through....


Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 10:51:14 am PST #1830 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

How awful, tommy.


Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 11:04:17 am PST #1831 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In WTF news: WTF!?! [link]

The horror. It's like experiencing that scene in Un Chien Andalou over and over and over and...


megan walker - Jan 15, 2010 11:06:38 am PST #1832 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

That is awful Tommy.

I am relieved that my former roommate finally received confirmation that everyone in her family is safe and sound with food and water for a few days still.

In WTF news: WTF!?! [link]

If it's the Andalou scene I think you are referring to, I am so not clicking on that link.


Daisy Jane - Jan 15, 2010 11:08:29 am PST #1833 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Well, think needle instead of razor blade, and you've got it.

Tattooed eyeballs, people. Shitting you, I am not.


Strix - Jan 15, 2010 11:11:21 am PST #1834 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ignoring the disturbing eyeball talk to say...

Happy birthday, msbelle!!


Jessica - Jan 15, 2010 11:11:21 am PST #1835 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

NO NO NO NO NO.

In less disturbing imagery, AMC ranks the Top Ten Fantasy Duels.


bon bon - Jan 15, 2010 11:11:41 am PST #1836 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

DJ, I wish you had whitefonted that. I have serious squick.

Anyhoo, was someone (ita?) asking about Wyclef Jean's charity? Maybe it's not the best: [link]