I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Mar 22, 2010 4:22:21 pm PDT #17995 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Anything that involves stripes, toes, or alternating fingers is too complicated for me.


Liese S. - Mar 22, 2010 4:24:02 pm PDT #17996 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I read this as "Oh my gravy is so much fun!"

Editors. Always wanting punctuation to clarify shit.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2010 4:28:27 pm PDT #17997 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Editors. Always wanting punctuation to clarify shit.

I know, right? Damn them!

...oh, wait.


Cashmere - Mar 22, 2010 4:30:11 pm PDT #17998 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

From reading the comments, apparently he didn't say he'd move away if it passed, just that he'd get his healthcare elsewhere.

He already got his illegal prescription drugs from overseas, so is that really a change for him?


aurelia - Mar 22, 2010 4:31:35 pm PDT #17999 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Anything that involves stripes, toes, or alternating fingers is too complicated for me.

Ha! That doesn't rule out my suggestion!


Dana - Mar 22, 2010 4:32:09 pm PDT #18000 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Anything I'd have to explain to my coworkers is also out. I think I can get away with green or purple nails, but not both.


Amy - Mar 22, 2010 4:32:41 pm PDT #18001 of 30001
Because books.

My toes right now are dark purple with a layer of clear glitter and look sort of like Eleventh Avenue at 3 a.m. I'm too lazy to take it off, though.


Liese S. - Mar 22, 2010 4:38:42 pm PDT #18002 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

My nails are all different colors and they're about to be other colors again. However, I do not have to leave the house for two days and my one coworker came in to offer opinions on the colors. (He's allowed, I'm married to him.)


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 22, 2010 4:43:01 pm PDT #18003 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I just wasted 20 minutes of my life humming to myself and desperately trying to recall lyrics because a commercial earwormed me with the melody of a sound-alike song without any of the words. Thankfully the sight of Angelina Jolie skydiving out of a plane made me realize the song in question was "Toxic."


sarameg - Mar 22, 2010 5:16:06 pm PDT #18004 of 30001

Crazy social day. One of my first friends in B'more was in town, so the original trio got together for a late lunch. Came home and got my swim in. Then it was off to meet my neighbors for what turned out to be $3 bottomless margaritas (I don't know it was intended that way, but that was what it came out to.) Fun. I really like these people.

And now Loki is neeeeeeedy.