Speaking of phrasing, Hec, thought you might enjoy another colloquialism I heard recently: The rain was "coming down like piss out of a boot." Speaker is Georgia native (not sure what part) in his 50s.

I suspect this is conflating "couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel" and "raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock."

My grandpa(an Okie, also Muscogee) used to call anything worthless "like tits on bacon,"

"like tits on bacon,"

Two great things that don't necessarily go great together.

That phrase just makes me think of pigs breastfeeding. Which? Quite reasonable.

Oh, god. Visio, take me away.

Reverse it and you wind up with this.

Which is not safe for my work.

Happy Birthday to msbelle!!!!

First person tetris [link] Try not to make yourself sick.

That's nutty. But kind of fun.

Hubby will love that! In first person flying games, he'll spend half the game upside down.