Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.

'Safe'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Mar 19, 2010 6:40:04 am PDT #17339 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

There's no cure for a twitching eyelid, right?

Potassium?


tommyrot - Mar 19, 2010 6:40:24 am PDT #17340 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Superglue?


Gudanov - Mar 19, 2010 6:40:31 am PDT #17341 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

There's no cure for a twitching eyelid, right?

You can have Inspector Clouseau killed.


Vortex - Mar 19, 2010 6:40:54 am PDT #17342 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The Most Inappropriate Vanity Plates Of All Time (PHOTOS)

I once saw a plate that said "PMPDAHO". My friends and I were laughing and clowning it, and then we realized that the driver was in the car. We paused for a second, then continued laughing, he deserved it.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 19, 2010 6:40:57 am PDT #17343 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You can have Inspector Clouseau killed.

Gud, FtW.


Lee - Mar 19, 2010 6:43:19 am PDT #17344 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I never watched them because Mandy Patinkin, talented as he is, got to a point where he was grating on me.

It gets better! He leaves.

I meant to say last night that I also loved the Frankie M. ep, but blood makes me hide behind my laptop screen.

I agree with Jesse about Morgan and Garcia. I love the lack of co-worker hookups, though I do kind of want to see Prentiss and Hodge, because they are both so badass in different ways. (but that's why we have fanfic).

Jesse, I've had an eye doctor tell me the twitching eyelid could be a lack of potassium. Eat a banana. (eta: Tom Scola for the win!)


Jesse - Mar 19, 2010 6:43:52 am PDT #17345 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, I'll go get a banana.


Gudanov - Mar 19, 2010 6:44:46 am PDT #17346 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

OK, I'll go get a banana.

Probably the better plan killing Clouseau never seems to work out.


Jesse - Mar 19, 2010 6:49:49 am PDT #17347 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's more of a long-term plan, anyway.


Daisy Jane - Mar 19, 2010 6:50:11 am PDT #17348 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

People are driving me nuts. I spend a good 10 hours prepping a spreadsheet listing when requests will be handled, in meetings putting a date to each request and reviewing the dates, and then revising the spreadsheet after those meetings.

Why then do people just decide to change the dates on their own? Why am I doing all this work if people are just going to ignore what we agreed on?