Xander: How? What? How? Giles: Three excellent questions.

Xander/Giles ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 18, 2010 8:19:34 am PDT #17115 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Top 10 Cases of Animals Saving Humans

Davide Ceci was 14 years old and couldn’t swim when he fell out of his Fathers boat in south-east Italy; he was within minutes of death when dolphin Filippo came to his rescue. Filippo had been a popular tourist attraction off Manfredonia in south-east Italy for two years. While Emanuele Ceci was still unaware his son had fallen into the waves, Filippo was pushing him up out of the water to safety. The dolphin bore down on the boat and got close enough for Davide’s father to grab him.

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Brenda Owen had gone out for a quick walk with her dog when she spotted a wheelchair on the riverbank; she saw a woman floating in the river. She called out to her but there was no reply so she told her dog, Penny, to “Fetch! Fetch!” without hesitation the dog ran into the river, swam to the woman and pulled her to the shore. Brenda said that Penny has always been a very obedient dog and despite being 10 years old she was still very fit.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2010 8:21:27 am PDT #17116 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Hush your mouth!

edit: in response to Hec's post, not tommy's.


Allyson - Mar 18, 2010 8:23:39 am PDT #17117 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Well, I'm going to have to trap him and get him neutered and vaccinated. But I am worried that he needs a bit of cool shelter and would feel safer with him hunkered in the carport on rainy days or when it's cold. I can at least give the kitty a blanket.


Amy - Mar 18, 2010 8:25:01 am PDT #17118 of 30001
Because books.

Allyson, keep moving some food closer to the carport, and make a little nest in there. He'll be smart enough to take advantage on a rainy or super hot day when you're not there.


§ ita § - Mar 18, 2010 8:29:27 am PDT #17119 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My inbox is huge and accessed primarily via search, but I feel I make up for that by throwing away (recycling) most every piece of paper that comes across my desk.


flea - Mar 18, 2010 8:33:50 am PDT #17120 of 30001
information libertarian

Before Google, people would call up libraries and ask things like, "What's the phone number and address of the Catholic Church in Rochester, MN?" and the librarians would find out for them. Nobody ever does that anymore.


Allyson - Mar 18, 2010 8:35:59 am PDT #17121 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I don't know why I'm being an idiot. He's obviously savvy enough to survive on his own. DO NOT GET ATTACHED TO THE WILD KITTY, ALLYSON.


DavidS - Mar 18, 2010 8:36:43 am PDT #17122 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Before Google, people would call up libraries and ask things like, "What's the phone number and address of the Catholic Church in Rochester, MN?" and the librarians would find out for them. Nobody ever does that anymore.

Right. And Newspapers were a resource too. I remember writing something about the movie Coming Home for my school news magazine, and I didn't know the name of the director. My teacher-adviser told me to just call the Miami Herald arts section editor and get the info. Which I did. And he told me, "Hal Ashby" as if he answered calls like that all the time.


DavidS - Mar 18, 2010 8:37:34 am PDT #17123 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He's obviously savvy enough to survive on his own.

I was gonna say, I expect a cat is better at finding a bit of shade than you are.


Connie Neil - Mar 18, 2010 8:40:40 am PDT #17124 of 30001
brillig

I just cleaned out my work Inbox and various sent folders and such. I blame you all.