Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Mar 17, 2010 1:46:26 pm PDT #16948 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, ita!

I am wearing green today. It's one of my favorite colors, but I do work around a lot of 13 and 14 year olds who would totally pinch me. So, green.

I also have corned beef on the stove. Should be done in about an hour.


tommyrot - Mar 17, 2010 1:47:27 pm PDT #16949 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

When I was a kid, there was some weird bit of playground lore that said that, if you wore green on a Wednesday, that meant you were gay. So when St. Patrick's Day fell on a Wednesday, there was always discussion about whether it was OK to wear green or not, and the boys who were the usual targets of bullies would get beaten up whether they wore green or not.

Kids = weird.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2010 1:55:25 pm PDT #16950 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

dinner = macaroni & cheese and turkey dogs. for me the dogs are cut up into the mac&cheese, for mac it is on the side with a bread slice bun and lots of ketchup.


Jesse - Mar 17, 2010 2:00:11 pm PDT #16951 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had the same thing! Except beef hot dogs.


msbelle - Mar 17, 2010 2:01:10 pm PDT #16952 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

because we are TWINS!


Jesse - Mar 17, 2010 2:03:21 pm PDT #16953 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It's weirdly true.


Barb - Mar 17, 2010 2:33:23 pm PDT #16954 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

My late lunch/dinner was Mexican. Yummy shrimp wrapped in bacon with lots of cheese and Other Stuff.

I'm not wearing green, but then again, I don't have a lot of it in my wardrobe, as it makes me look like ass.

One of the rare times I got in trouble at school was fourth or fifth grade or so-- I had green hair ties or barrettes or something for St. Paddy's, again, not owning much in the way of green clothing. Obnoxious little boy said it didn't count and that he was going to pinch me. I said, "Please don't pinch me-- I think it's a stupid tradition."

He pinched me.

I punched him.

I got detention for a week even though he initiated the physical contact after I'd asked him not to. But reason I got in trouble was a) clearly I had no sense of humor or community that I wouldn't go along with the traditions, and b) I was a girl and really should have had better control than to retaliate in a physical fashion.

Ah, the joys of going to school in the 70s.


Jessica - Mar 17, 2010 2:48:37 pm PDT #16955 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

At my elementary school, wearing green on a Wednesday meant you were horny. I could probably count on one hand the number of 4th graders who actually understood what that was supposed to mean, but people got teased about it anyway.


Hil R. - Mar 17, 2010 2:48:45 pm PDT #16956 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Why is my wisdom tooth site hurting again? It was extracted almost four months ago, and suddenly, it's hurting as badly as it did right after the surgery, maybe even worse.


Hil R. - Mar 17, 2010 2:56:56 pm PDT #16957 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Tea partiers mock man with Parkinson's. [link]

Video shot by the Columbus Dispatch from today's Honk and Wave in Support of Health Care at Congresswoman Mary Jo Kilroy's district office contains a segment wherein the teabaggers mock and scorn an apparent Parkinson's victim telling him "he's in the wrong end of town to ask for handouts", calling him a communist and throwing money at him to "pay for his health care".

In the same video, a bit after that part, a guy shouts, "Keep Obama's hands off my Big Mac."