That's my girl, large and in-charge. Okay, teensy-weensy and in charge.

Gunn ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2010 8:17:07 am PDT #16538 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My friend Miriam is a home-care nurse. Chicago cops are always nice to nurses. Once she got a ticket for something - as the cop was filling out the ticket, she started doing her paperwork. When the cop asked her what she was doing, she told him, and then he said, "You should have told me you were a nurse. Now that I've started writing the ticket, I can't cancel it. But just show up in court and I'll have the ticket dropped." So that's what she did. In court, the cop waived at her. The cop said something to the judge, and the charge was dropped.

Miriam thinks that cops are afraid they'll end up in the hospital and end up with a nurse who's mad at cops, which is why they're so nice to nurses.


Toddson - Mar 16, 2010 8:30:28 am PDT #16539 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

A lot of local DUIs are being challenged because the breathalyzers turned out to be defective. Perhaps this is a sign we should have another F2F here (DC)?

In other news, I want a do-over for the week so far.

Yesterday I was copyediting a piece that had been laid out by the (now departed, but her spirit lingers on) marketing/graphics person. Aside from the fact that it was full of errors - spelling, grammar, punctuation - and inconsistent usages, she decided to do a completely new versin of our logo and use that throughout. That, along, put me in a bad mood. Then my computer got a virus and it's bad enough I couldn't get my antivirus working ... so I'm waiting for tech support. At the time it happened, there was ONE other person in the office and I asked her to send in a request for help (like a good little worker bee I'd disconnected my infected (unclean! unclean!) computer from the network) ... and this morning I found out she'd sent it to the wrong address so it wasn't on the to-do list AND I got lectured about how it was important to send it to the right address so that TPTB could monitor our tech support usage.

So I've spent the past day pretty much non-functional. I've been borrowing other people's computers to get the absolutely necessary stuff that doesn't require e-mail, or the database, or updating the web site (that's my entire job, BTW)done. grrrr

And I tried to do my nails and couldn't get them right. Three times I tried and ended up taking all the polish off and giving up.


Gudanov - Mar 16, 2010 8:43:38 am PDT #16540 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

The smallest model of the USS Enterprise D, 8.8 micrometers long.

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Gudanov - Mar 16, 2010 8:45:08 am PDT #16541 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry about your week Toddson. Unfortunately I can't roll back time. Yet.


msbelle - Mar 16, 2010 8:49:53 am PDT #16542 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Gud, when future you reads that in the archives, he will laugh and laugh, then go back in time to un-write it.


lisah - Mar 16, 2010 8:50:50 am PDT #16543 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

You could drive with vertigo? I couldn't even walk down stairs when I had it.

Not to one-up but I literally couldn't open my eyes (which according to witnesses were rolling uncontrollably in my head) without puking when I had the vertigo. I think vertigo severity can vary widely.

I am so excited that it's going to be sunny out when I drive home!!!

I rarely get to wake up without an alarm due to diabetic cat needing his shot around 7ish even if I have no morning obligations.


megan walker - Mar 16, 2010 8:58:33 am PDT #16544 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Ugh. I didn't get the position. I don't even know what to think at this point.


msbelle - Mar 16, 2010 8:59:50 am PDT #16545 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

we hate them.


Sue - Mar 16, 2010 9:01:11 am PDT #16546 of 30001
hip deep in pie

That sucks megan. I'm sorry.


tommyrot - Mar 16, 2010 9:01:38 am PDT #16547 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

More on the changes to Texas school books: Removing Jefferson From History, Ctd

In her recent profile of the Texas Board of Education, Mariah Blake mentions the woman who pushed to remove Jefferson:

After the 2006 election, Republicans claimed ten of fifteen board seats. Seven were held by the ultra-conservatives, and one by a close ally, giving them an effective majority. Among the new cadre were some fiery ideologues; in her self-published book, Cynthia Dunbar of Richmond rails against public education, which she dubs “tyrannical” and a “tool of perversion,” and says sending kids to public school is like “throwing them into the enemy’s flames.” (More recently, she has accused Barack Obama of being a terrorist sympathizer and suggested he wants America to be attacked so he can declare martial law.)