I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 10:40:01 am PDT #16269 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's been four months.

I had stuff in that bag that had been there years. I thought it was mending I was ignoring.

It's possible I have a little too much clothing.

that's part of what I like about fast food -- crappy little burger, not a ton of fries.

This is pretty much that. I'm just off my feed. Can't finish either the burger or the fries.


Steph L. - Mar 15, 2010 10:40:16 am PDT #16270 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We own an iron and ironing board, but....no. Most things that I hang dry end up wrinkle-free *enough,* and the ones that need a little help get tossed in the dryer on no heat with a damp washcloth.

For things that even the dryer-and-washcloth trick won't help, I just take 'em to the cleaner. It's mostly shirts, which they launder and press for about $1.30 a shirt. Good enough for me.

t edit Ha! We had a Steph ironing x-post, where Vortex said what I said, only in way fewer words.


shrift - Mar 15, 2010 10:50:30 am PDT #16271 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I rarely iron these days now that I work in a casual office.

I managed to do a full boat pose yesterday. While I know that I'm in better shape now than I was a year ago, it would be nice if there was commensurate weight loss. But no.


Daisy Jane - Mar 15, 2010 10:54:00 am PDT #16272 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Is it any wonder I love my job? My coworker, in response to two other coworkers PTO notices: "While you slackers are off taking your goofballs and watching The Movies and whatnot, some of us will be working hard to keep the lights on."


-t - Mar 15, 2010 10:57:24 am PDT #16273 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

It's almost cheaper for me to dry clean between the cost of the sheets and the cost of the dryer.

I can see that. I only have a few things that are supposed to be dry cleaned, and I try to remember to throw them in the dryer while I'm drying towels or something. If i had to schlep them to a laundromat or come up with quarters, the convenience would pretty much disappear. As it i I've got two dry-cleanable items sitting on top of the dryer because I forgot to do the magical thing during any of the 6 loads I did yesterday...

Seeing that clothes need ironing is apparently a blind spot of mine. They have to be really really wrinkled before I even notice, and even then I'll probably decide it doesn't matter that much. Dressing professionally is so far from being my strong suit.


Sue - Mar 15, 2010 11:00:11 am PDT #16274 of 30001
hip deep in pie

I iron on a biannual, maybe quarterly basis. And most things marked dry clean only, truly required dry cleaning, I just wouldn't buy it. I like a simple laundry day.


beth b - Mar 15, 2010 11:01:34 am PDT #16275 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

We own an iron. I know we talked about buying an ironing board, but I don't think we have one. Mostly the iron is used for pulling the dent and divits out of guitar tops and wood floors. It would need some scrubbing before using , I think


Dana - Mar 15, 2010 11:01:58 am PDT #16276 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I have stuff that's been sitting in a dry-cleaning pile since...probably before we moved.


flea - Mar 15, 2010 11:02:46 am PDT #16277 of 30001
information libertarian

I like to iron! Which is a good thing, as I like to wear little linen blouses in the summer.

I will not, however, be ironing my children's clothes when they are 27. In fact, my children will be doing laundry for me, as soon as they are tall enough to reach the buttons on the washer.


Calli - Mar 15, 2010 11:05:37 am PDT #16278 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In fact, my children will be doing laundry for me, as soon as they are tall enough to reach the buttons on the washer.

My mom's smiling down on you from heaven, flea.