Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 7:31:23 am PDT #16202 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am just having a slow as hell day. Time is moving like treacle, and so is my brain. I'm having to ask some not that bright questions.


ChiKat - Mar 15, 2010 7:32:32 am PDT #16203 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It is a very Monday. I blame DST. I just could NOT get up this morning. I got here just 5 minutes before first period. Frankly, I don't feel awake even yet.

And, the student who was surprised that doing her project today, a day late, would be 1/2 credit just flat out refused to do it today. She got a 0. And, a stern talking to about stepping up and doing the work required in the class.


Sue - Mar 15, 2010 7:32:47 am PDT #16204 of 30001
hip deep in pie

"When desire is stronger than coffee...stronger than fortified wine...stronger than sin!"


Sophia Brooks - Mar 15, 2010 7:37:06 am PDT #16205 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am glad you got the sleep, msbelle!


meara - Mar 15, 2010 7:37:55 am PDT #16206 of 30001

terrible romance called Stronger Than Sin. And no, I don't know what the title is supposed to mean, either.

Is it a Christian romance? That I could see--"we are so into each other...but we know that God is on our side, and wants us to love each other only in the bonds of marriage, because Twu Wuv With GAWD(TM) is STRONGER THAN THE DEVIL"S LUSTY SIN!"

Or, alternately, for an erotic "We can't stop ourselves! This lust is TOO MUCH! We know it is dirty dirty (oh so goooood) sinful sinny sin sin (ooh, talk dirty to me baby it's nasty nasty bad girl you dirty whore!) Our need to have each other is STRONGER THAN SIN!"


Strix - Mar 15, 2010 7:40:49 am PDT #16207 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It was strong. Strong like police department coffee. Strong like the man-musk of 12 cowboys herding sheep and battling secret longings strong.

It was stronger than all that. It was stronger than sin. Not wearing mixed fabrics sin, stronger than the kind of sin that is stronger than that, the kind of sin that is so sinful, you have to call it the sin with no name.

Except it has a name. But I can't tell you. Because it is so strong.

But anyway, some Amish people have some sex in the this book and it is STRONGER THAN SIN.


Amy - Mar 15, 2010 7:46:38 am PDT #16208 of 30001
Because books.

You guys are good. I mean, not really, but it's amusing me anyway.


Gudanov - Mar 15, 2010 7:56:06 am PDT #16209 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Stronger than Sin. Hmmm....

Well, I suppose the first step is which aspect of Sin is being considered. It's a romance, so let's assume it's love. So the love splattered upon the pages of the novel is stronger than the love of sin.

This is still pretty general. How much on average do people love sin? Well Vegas is sin city and a quick check shows that ending fiscal year 2009, the casinos had a net loss of 6.7 billion dollars. That's not very strong love.

Therefore I presume the love in question will be short-lived and will end badly with accusations of not returning CDs.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 8:01:44 am PDT #16210 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

the casinos had a net loss of 6.7 billion dollars. That's not very strong love.

What about the strip joint revenue? I think the casino net loss might be people being very good at sin.

But doesn't the house always win?


amych - Mar 15, 2010 8:03:27 am PDT #16211 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Y'all are setting the bar way too high. If the sin is sloth, all our sultry heroine has to do is get off the couch.