No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 2:28:38 am PDT #16152 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

a dark blood red called Sam

Okay, that's right up my colour alley. What brand is it?


Jessica - Mar 15, 2010 4:15:54 am PDT #16153 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ooh, that gimlet-in-the-freezer is brilliant.

My current weight is the lowest it's been in most of my adult life, but my pant size is stubbornly refusing to budge. Clearly when evolution was considering the effects of pregnancy on a woman's body, it was not taking The Gap into account.


Theodosia - Mar 15, 2010 4:19:35 am PDT #16154 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

My basement is profoundly flooded, and the furnace doesn't get lit until it's dry enough. Welcome to Monday....


brenda m - Mar 15, 2010 4:24:50 am PDT #16155 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I hear you, Connie. My water heater appears to be out.

Mossy green with a brownish/goldish shimmer? I would be all over that. (it would be my One True Polish, even!)

Ooh.

(Actually, I found that color once. Didn't think to buy it from the salon and I've never found anything like it again. I still mourn.)


sarameg - Mar 15, 2010 4:37:33 am PDT #16156 of 30001

Theo, that sucks.

I woke up ANGRY because I accidentally set my alarm to buzzer rather than radio and HOLYGOD is that not the way I need to wake up.


Lee - Mar 15, 2010 4:38:40 am PDT #16157 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Announcement: It's Monday morning after the time change

Analysis: The world can bite me.


billytea - Mar 15, 2010 4:43:10 am PDT #16158 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Clearly when evolution was considering the effects of pregnancy on a woman's body, it was not taking The Gap into account.

You need a saltation theory to cope with The Gap.


Theodosia - Mar 15, 2010 4:47:33 am PDT #16159 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm going to have to go down and try bailing again. This time with plastic bags to keep my feet from getting damp, I hope.


§ ita § - Mar 15, 2010 4:48:28 am PDT #16160 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't think my insomnia cares about the time change. I woke up around the same time early as usual.


Jessica - Mar 15, 2010 4:57:29 am PDT #16161 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I woke up the same time I always do, which is to say an hour late by the clock. But Dylan normally wakes up as soon as he hears me walking around, and he was still asleep when I left this morning, so hopefully DH was able to sleep in a little.