The Cutting Edge 4 people are having sex on a bench in a locker room. I can't decide between "ew" and "ouch."

Guy, drunk at bar because he thinks his girlfriend has gotten back together with her ex. Random girl comes up behind him and asks, "Mind if I join you?" He asks, "You're not a reporter or anything?" She says, "Wouldn't that involve, like, reading or something?" He turns toward her, now interested. He asks, "What's your poison?" She responds, "Bad boys."

The federal gov't and state are sending less and less tax forms on line.You can go to IRS. gov and print out anything you would like except for those needing carbon copies ( which are mostly employer forms or bank forms , etc)

I vote "ew." It's possible that Olympic level athletes might be limber or strong enough to comfortably use one of those benches for that purpose, but there ain't enough bleach in the world.

My taxes are simple. I actually do a quick calculation in January to see if I owe or not, and then do the forms (or not) depending on the answer. I figured I would owe a bit this year so I didn't bother.

So, oatmeal. Eat it, y'all.

OK, I'm eating oatmeal RIGHT NOW and it's ... sorta OK, so, how much, and is Quaker Instant good enough? Because my LDL/triglycerides need to come down a few points.

I assume Quaker Instant is good enough -- the "instant" just makes it easy to make, it doesn't subtract any of the oat-y goodness.

I make it from the canister, because I'm a cheap bastard, and per bowl, the canister oatmeal is so much cheaper. You can just microwave it, which is easy and awesome. Then I put applesauce and fruit in it.

Hmm. I think How I Fix Oatmeal is probably Buffista Conversation #371.

ION, instead of an actual pie for Pi Day, we're having apple turnovers, with the reasoning that turnovers are portable pie. (Which isn't true; there's no crust, but they're still tasty, and as close as I'm getting this year.)

I make it from the canister, because I'm a cheap bastard, and per bowl, the canister oatmeal is so much cheaper. You can just microwave it, which is easy and awesome.

I do that at home, but for the office, the little packets are super easy to make with hot water from the coffee machine.

My scallops were awesome. I'm not sold on the broccoli rabe - kind of tough and stringy.

I think the instant oatmeal has a higher glycemic index.

Hivemind, research help? My faux niece (BFF's daughter) is in college part-time and working full-time, majoring in Philosophy (yes, she knows). She's 20. She wants to get out of the dead-end town she lives in. She wants to take a course in dental hygiene, but must take it full-time, which means not being able to work enough hours to support herself, which means she needs some kind of financial aid that will pay some of her living expenses. I've been looking, but this is not my area of expertise.

Does anyone know of such financial aid, or where I should look for it? I really want to help this kid out; she's smart as hell and really deserves a chance at a better life than she can get where she is now.

Also, thank you, Steph.

When I was in grad school, I got private loans above and beyond the tuition. The school had a financial aid office that hooked me up with the info. I guess it depends what kind of school the dental hygiene program is connected with.