Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Mar 14, 2010 10:28:15 am PDT #16003 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Will it help Barb if you think that all the people are just as nervous as you?

The toys are gone. $33 is mine. and now, I am going to do some on my taxes before leaving the boys since they are not ready for the movie.


DavidS - Mar 14, 2010 10:29:26 am PDT #16004 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ugh, Emmett forgot to take his backpack to school one day last week. It was on a transition day between his Mom and our house, so I didn't want to drive it back over again until I had to go the East Bay next (three school days). Because of not having his backpack he totally fucked up an entire week's worth of homework, losing paper and assignments and screwing all of his grades deeply into the ground. (B's down to C-minuses) From three days of not having his backpack!

I explained to him that not having the backpack required that he be more diligent about staying on top of his homework, not blowing it off entirely.

So this morning we are trying to catch up on everything. Plus, he has his big research project this term which means that after we drive to the East Bay and he has baseball practice for two hours, then I will drive him to interview an expert on U.S. Presidents who he will interview for an extra hour. That means five hours of being out of the house in the East Bay...with Matilda who was promised that she could go see Emmett's practice.

This on top of spending from 8am to 5:30pm on Friday in the East Bay (away from home but not at work) because he had to make up a missed session of Math tutoring.

Quelle drag! Very un-weekend-like.


Barb - Mar 14, 2010 10:49:41 am PDT #16005 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Will it help Barb if you think that all the people are just as nervous as you?

Not really, unfortunately. This is a family party we're attending, to which we've very kindly been invited. And in a sense, I'm looking forward to meeting Eileen's family- she speaks of them so fondly and I'm sure it'll be great. It's just the sense of unknown that's got me a little crazed.


Sue - Mar 14, 2010 11:03:43 am PDT #16006 of 30001
hip deep in pie

My afternoon is turning to suck. I came home with groceries...and a headache. Then trying to avoid tripping on a cat, I fell into my granny cart and a) broke one of its wheels b) knocked two picture off the wall and broke their (cheap, thankfully) frames and c) hurt my left foot and my right knee.

Then in an effort to get rid of my headache, I decided to eat something substantial. So I set out to make my mom's shepherd's pie. However, after I had started cooking the potatoes and beef, I discovered that my worchestershire sauce has gone off. (It's essential to her sauce.)

I don't think I dare attempt key lime pie with this kind of mojo. Maybe tomorrow. Also, I think supper will be ordered in.


Sue - Mar 14, 2010 11:10:24 am PDT #16007 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Oh, there was a puking cat in the middle of all that.

I would be hitting the wine if it wasn't for the headache.


Hil R. - Mar 14, 2010 11:30:49 am PDT #16008 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, so the first Cutting Edge movie is about a hockey player and a figure skater. Second one is about a roller blader and a figure skater. I haven't seen the third yet. From the commercials, it looks like the fourth is about a speed skater and a figure skater. I'm wondering what the third one is -- I can't think of many other kinds of skating. Roller skating? Skate boarding?


amych - Mar 14, 2010 11:33:17 am PDT #16009 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Maybe he has one of those little razor scooters?


Sue - Mar 14, 2010 11:36:05 am PDT #16010 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Roller derby? Short track speed skater? Extreme Ice racer?


Hil R. - Mar 14, 2010 11:38:40 am PDT #16011 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It looks like the third one is hockey again.


billytea - Mar 14, 2010 11:39:44 am PDT #16012 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Did anyone in Brooklyn just have GIANT HAIL falling on them???? Followed immediately by the sun coming out???

You got our hail! [link] (The website's in Chinese, it's about Melbourne's storms last week. For extra fun, use Google Translate! Apparently, "A witness said the racecourse, the sky dark moment, a sudden storm came, and then made a 10-minute hail to the track to turn white.")