Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Mar 12, 2010 11:38:48 am PST #15723 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Oh lordy, Seattle-istas.

A two-block section of Third Avenue near the King County Courthouse was closed for two hours Friday morning after a man carrying an object that resembled a pipe bomb told people he was a vampire looking for food. Bomb-squad officers took the 33-year-old man into custody near the main entrance to the King County Courthouse about an hour after police received the first call at 8:11 a.m.

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Daisy Jane - Mar 12, 2010 11:38:56 am PST #15724 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

What do coyote urine and Ann Coulter's book have in common? [link]


Burrell - Mar 12, 2010 11:40:16 am PST #15725 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

eeps. This near death conversation is making me edgy.

Then again, could be the headache.


Barb - Mar 12, 2010 11:42:06 am PST #15726 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

eeps. This near death conversation is making me edgy.

Not just you, Burrell. And I got rid of my headache a few hours ago. In fun news, I went to Sur La Table to check out the new cassis colored Le Creuset and bought this wee little mini-casserole to try out at home.

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I'm using it as a salt cellar, so it sits on the counter and looks adorable.


erikaj - Mar 12, 2010 11:42:12 am PST #15727 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

DJ, my guess is the tangy ammonia odor. Also, Things I hope Never To Stick My Face In, for $200, Alex.


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2010 11:43:52 am PST #15728 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh dear - check out this "repair" on There I Fixed It: [link]


Jesse - Mar 12, 2010 12:01:37 pm PST #15729 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, I skimmed by the scary stories pretty quickly.... I want a burger for dinner, but can't decide if I want it enough to go out alone. Hmmmm.


lisah - Mar 12, 2010 12:08:12 pm PST #15730 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

That reminds that the first day I was in Boston for freshman orientation, I almost got hit by a trolley. I was crossing a busy street, paying careful attention to the cars, but completely spaced on looking out for trains. I started to cross the tracks and got a huge blast of the horn. Jumped back just in time too. That would have put a damper on my college career.

I heard that there was a freshman killed by a Green line train every year at BU! There was one the year I was a freshman, for sure.

I (KNOCK WOOD) don't think I've had a near-death experience. No (KNOCK WOOD) bad car accidents or medical close-calls. I was attacked in my house by an intruder but I'm pretty sure he was unarmed and I was able to fight him off (and chase him down the hall yelling about how he needed to get the fuck out of my house and how I was going to get him...possibly he considers our encounter a near-death experience for him! I'd like that!)


Kathy A - Mar 12, 2010 12:35:11 pm PST #15731 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I think the closest I've ever come to a near death experience was when I fell asleep while driving down I-55 near Bolingbrook in the middle of a weekday afternoon. There was no one else around to beep their horn at me when I started angling my car from the middle lane to the center barricade while going 60 mph, but I woke up seeing the barricade rapidly approaching, turned the wheel, and ended up just scratching the driver's side of the car on the reflecters imbedded in the barricade.


meara - Mar 12, 2010 12:37:31 pm PST #15732 of 30001

I'm haven't had any near death. Or have managed to block them from my mind, Im pretty good at that. Currently my paranoid scenario is tripped by a Washington Post article I read about a woman whose nose kept running for years and she couldn't figure out why...and it turned out to be cerebrospinal fluid leaking out!! Now I'm convinced my runny nose is actual my brain leaking.