Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Mar 12, 2010 10:28:41 am PST #15706 of 30001
brillig

How do stupid, impatient people manage to run businesses? They can't keep track of what they're doing and get all fluttery, and I have to use Stern Voice to get them back on track. The supervisors don't like it when I pull out Stern Voice, but it's better than some idiot going all drama queen on me, which gets judged as "losing control of the call."

Maybe they all have someone capable of using a Get Back On Track Voice on them in their offices.

It's always amusing when an evaluation comes back with an extra note of "I'm amazed you kept your cool with that person."


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2010 10:30:10 am PST #15707 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I was nearly hit by a bus that did not yield coming around a corner...

Damn.

I was almost hit by a cable car in San Francisco. I was crossing the street and the cable car had a stop sign. Yeah, it didn't stop.

Then after it almost hit me, I looked at the stop sign. It had a smaller sign below it saying, "Except Cable Cars." It was impossible for me to see that sign from where I was when I began to cross the street.


ChiKat - Mar 12, 2010 10:33:13 am PST #15708 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

When my brother was 3, he ran in between 2 parked cars to cross the street. He ended up running into the side of a van that was driving down the street. He got thrown back about 6 feet and broke his leg and collar bone. The driver never stopped and took off.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 12, 2010 10:40:52 am PST #15709 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I was almost hit by a cable car in San Francisco. I was crossing the street and the cable car had a stop sign. Yeah, it didn't stop.

That reminds that the first day I was in Boston for freshman orientation, I almost got hit by a trolley. I was crossing a busy street, paying careful attention to the cars, but completely spaced on looking out for trains. I started to cross the tracks and got a huge blast of the horn. Jumped back just in time too. That would have put a damper on my college career.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 12, 2010 10:41:00 am PST #15710 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And while I go to the gym, it's only 3-4 times a week

Oh, ONLY 3-4 times a week? You fucking slacker!

t snerk

Only.


msbelle - Mar 12, 2010 10:43:58 am PST #15711 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

what is this gym of which you speak?


tommyrot - Mar 12, 2010 10:56:31 am PST #15712 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some cool knitting. NSFW. Mostly of cartoon animals being killed. [link]


msbelle - Mar 12, 2010 11:07:42 am PST #15713 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh my gravy, why are freecyclers so often giant flakeballs of flakedom!


Beverly - Mar 12, 2010 11:08:09 am PST #15714 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

kind of silvery blue violet, but it keeps changing ... and in sunlight it's almost a champagne color.

::Rushes out to search for this color::


§ ita § - Mar 12, 2010 11:11:50 am PST #15715 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a cousin who was killed by a bus that ran a poorly signed intersection. Maybe if it had been on its regular route it would have known to stop, but it was running parallel to its route, racing another bus. He made the news every day for a week--there was a demonstration in his name and the Minister of Transportation came to his funeral. I still think the whole family is in shock, more than fifteen years later.