Plei is me in those sizes. At one time I was down to a 5-6 and looked seriously unwell.
That cherpumple has been posted before, I think. I remember stealing it and reposting.
My husband played an original song last night IN PUBLIC! I am terribly proud of him and so glad that so many of our friends came out in support. One dude we've only known a couple of months who happens to live across the street from the bar at the end of ours.
At one time I was down to a 5-6 and looked seriously unwell.
I've done that! Both parts.
OMG I want to stab my boss.
I think bosses frown on being stabbed.
Oh, also, re: drinking at work. We actually had a wine cellar/room at my last agency also a salsa/margarita party, also also, bloody mary/mimosa mornings.
Why yes, I was in advertising, why do you ask?
Timelies all!
That cherpumple thing is waaay too much sugar for my taste, and I have a major sweet tooth.
I think bosses frown on being stabbed.
Luckily, there are several states in between us.
And I would really only stab her a little -- in her hand, say, with a pen.
And that's what you'll tell the cops! "But I only stabbed her a little.
Is that even a crime!?!
"
The accounting department I used to be in had a mini-fridge stocked with beer. Folks working after normal hours could dive in as desired. I'm not aware that has changed. Explains a lot of what comes out of that group (note, I was in a different office).
This quote is making me giggle with all of its wrongness packed in there.
BECK: …you lose the game when you decide that the best thing you can do is play the game with them. [i.e., by filling out the census] No. I’m going to stick to the Constitution.
So you lose when you decide your best strategy is to play. So you only win by not playing, only you can't win. So you are just a loser, period. And then, just in case you thought he was just getting a cliche wrong, he adds in the bit about the census not being in the Constitution.
I swear its like watching a dog startle from a nap and bark its fool head off every time a dog barks on tv.