Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2010 5:34:18 am PST #15343 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Midnight Knitter" Strikes New Jersey Town at Night with Knitted Cozies

Police in West Cape May, New Jersey, are investigating mysterious knitted cozies that are appearing on on trees in the town during the night:

But not everyone is keen to stop the mysterious knitter – and the mayor and many residents admit they have been enthralled by the rainbow of colours.

Susan Longacre takes a walk each morning in Wilbraham Park, where several tree branches have been covered in the handiwork of the Midnight Knitter.

“I think it’s wonderful” she told the newspaper.


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2010 5:36:28 am PST #15344 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Police in West Cape May, New Jersey, are investigating mysterious knitted cozies that are appearing on on trees in the town during the night:

That's awesome. I wish the article had pictures.


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2010 5:38:25 am PST #15345 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fun info about beer: [link]

Vikings believed that a giant goat whose udders provided an endless supply of beer was waiting for them in Valhalla.


msbelle - Mar 11, 2010 5:41:33 am PST #15346 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Hil - [link]


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2010 5:42:21 am PST #15347 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hil - [link]

Awesome!


SuziQ - Mar 11, 2010 5:43:35 am PST #15348 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I made it into the office after working two days at home. I don't think this was a wise idea. I'm ready to fall asleep at my desk and I have a blazing headache. I don't even think a full strength caffeine IV would get me moving at a reasonable pace.


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2010 5:45:21 am PST #15349 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Now I'm trying to figure out how the Midnight Knitter knit those and got them on the trees -- the only way I can see is actually knitting them on the trees, with circular needles, unless there's some seam that the picture doesn't show.


Hil R. - Mar 11, 2010 5:46:25 am PST #15350 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Nevermind. I looked closer, and I do see seams.


§ ita § - Mar 11, 2010 5:46:43 am PST #15351 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ugh. Sick day today. I'm really pissed at the current ER protocol.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 11, 2010 5:47:44 am PST #15352 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was trying to do the same thing Hil. Also, I don't think anyone could knit that fast, so they must be pre-knitted.