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Burrell - Mar 10, 2010 6:20:37 pm PST #15303 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Right handed monkey wrench?
Elbow grease?
Key to the batter's box?
pre-2000 German administrative material?
In English?

hee. Nope. I forgot to tell him where I parked the car. D'oh!

I feel like my body chemistry is off. I have been tired and out of it and achey for days. I need a hot sauna and a massage.

§ ita § - Mar 10, 2010 6:54:04 pm PST #15304 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need a hot sauna and a massage.

I'm nauseous, but all I can think about is food. So that read "hot tuna and a sausage." Whichever fixes you is good.

Liese S. - Mar 10, 2010 7:11:58 pm PST #15305 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hot sauna and a massage seems like a good answer to a lot of problems. Hot tuna and a sausage, somewhat less so. But I am still eating sausage right now and it's reasonably great. I managed to seriously overcook my angel hair spaghetti. I blame Matt Bomer.

And in the interest of spreading the joy outside of the Cable Drama thread, if you haven't been watching White Collar this season, this (aired on cable tv, but marginally NSFW nonetheless, minimally spoilery for season finale) is one of the reasons you should have been.

Burrell - Mar 10, 2010 7:19:45 pm PST #15306 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So that read "hot tuna and a sausage." Whichever fixes you is good.

Now that can be misread any number of ways.

Cass - Mar 10, 2010 7:28:25 pm PST #15307 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I blame Matt Bomer.

Because he's just that hot?

Liese S. - Mar 10, 2010 7:35:26 pm PST #15308 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Because he's just that hot?

Yes. The hotness of Matt Bomer caused my spaghetti to starch.

Or possibly I put the noodles on to boil and then picked up my computer, which still had the page open to the White Collar screencaps, whereupon I forgot pretty much everything for a good twenty minutes or so. When the pasta only required three.

Cass - Mar 10, 2010 7:39:18 pm PST #15309 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I'd believe Matt Bomer is hot enough to starch your spaghettini. Also that his shirtless sculpture moments were distracting enough to make you just forget about what else was cooking.

One of these options is funnier. I'll leave it up to you to disambiguate or not.

Liese S. - Mar 10, 2010 7:54:15 pm PST #15310 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. Something was definitely cooking.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 10, 2010 8:04:13 pm PST #15311 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I'm disheartened by the fact that I find him hotter in a suit than half naked, which would not have been the case 4 or 5 years ago. Send him some of that pasta, Liese!

Liese S. - Mar 10, 2010 8:11:37 pm PST #15312 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hee. Well, the man can rock a suit, too, I will admit. And a hat. Knows how to work a hat. I will be happy to provide pasta for the cause, though.

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