Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?

Snyder ,'Empty Places'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Mar 10, 2010 8:11:30 am PST #15211 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The internet is up for this year's Nobel Peace Prize:

The nomination for the internet is supported by 2003 Nobel Peace Prize winner Shirin Ebadi and the founder of the $100 laptop project Nicholas Negroponte.

It is unclear who would accept the prize if the internet were to win


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2010 8:12:00 am PST #15212 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It is unclear who would accept the prize if the internet were to win

Cats?


Hil R. - Mar 10, 2010 8:12:12 am PST #15213 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just got a call from a collection agency about my TENS unit. The company that I got the unit from keeps sending the bill to the wrong insurance company. No matter how many times I tell them the name and address of my insurance company, they keep sending the bill to a different one, and then sending another bill to me telling me that my insurance has refused to cover it. Of course they have -- that's not my insurance!


Polter-Cow - Mar 10, 2010 8:14:04 am PST #15214 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The internet is up for this year's Nobel Peace Prize:

Hm. They don't call them flame peaces...


Sue - Mar 10, 2010 8:14:40 am PST #15215 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Cats?

And porn stars.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2010 8:15:30 am PST #15216 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And porn stars.

And the Star Wars Kid.


Gudanov - Mar 10, 2010 8:15:33 am PST #15217 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

What was your answer, Gud?

We told her straight up what they're about, then she was appalled they had kids there with picket signs.

It is unclear who would accept the prize if the internet were to win

Clearly, everybody who's on the Internet. I've already been Time's person of the year, and adding a Nobel Prize would be really cool.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2010 8:16:11 am PST #15218 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've already been Time's person of the year, and adding a Nobel Prize would be really cool.

I have a Tube.


Jesse - Mar 10, 2010 8:17:12 am PST #15219 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

We told her straight up what they're about, then she was appalled they had kids there with picket signs.

Aw, good for you and her. It seems like that would have been a great opportunity to give the right answer to the wrong question: "I don't know, honey -- it doesn't make sense, does it?"


Dana - Mar 10, 2010 8:18:57 am PST #15220 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Oh, my god, Sandra Lee put together cocktails for the 10 Best Picture nominees:

[link]

"The white cranberry's sweeter than the red cranberry juice so that's why I use that in this blue drink. And the citrus vodka honors that beautiful tree of life."

"When her son wins the football game, God bless, she gets to go home and have her cocktail."

"I saw the trailers for this movie — I did not see this movie — but I saw all of the big bombs and the car blow-ups. This is the only drink that's strong enough and hot enough to stand up to The Hurt Locker."

"There's so much abuse and violence in this movie. I think that any adult who watches that movie should have a cocktail. That girl's gone through so much that, by the time you get done, you're so emotionally spent that you need a drink. And that cocktail is precious."