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Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 10, 2010 5:27:06 am PST #15171 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

And the two theories are incompatible with each other. They both can't be right.

This makes me think of the use of "quants" in the field of financial analysis, which is one reason the economy is in the tank.


Gudanov - Mar 10, 2010 5:29:12 am PST #15172 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

And the two theories are incompatible with each other. They both can't be right.

Yep, which is why everything breaks down in black holes and the big bang, you need both to explain it.


tommyrot - Mar 10, 2010 5:38:07 am PST #15173 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Most adulterous professions

A survey of the 1.9 million accounts on AshleyMadison.com, a dating site for people looking to cheat on their spouses, rounds up the most common occupations among the would-be infidelitous:

For Women:
1. Teachers
2. Stay-at-home Moms
3. Nurses
4. Administrative Assistants
5. Real Estate Agents

For Men:
1. Physicians
2. Police Officers
3. Lawyers
4. Real Estate Agents
5. Engineers


Amy - Mar 10, 2010 5:39:01 am PST #15174 of 30001
Because books.

There's a website for people who are looking to cheat?!

I'm ... surprised that some things still surprise me.


Polter-Cow - Mar 10, 2010 5:40:57 am PST #15175 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ION, today's xkcd made me snort my coffee and now my sinuses are caffeinated

Yeah, I wasn't sure where the hell it was going, so the punchline cracked my shit up.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 10, 2010 5:41:29 am PST #15176 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Doesn't that list just seem like professions than women and men are most likely to hold? That is, I am sure there are way more female AA's than male, based on my non-scientific observance of my coworkers. (and the males always very quickly get another title).


Jesse - Mar 10, 2010 5:41:42 am PST #15177 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Those are self-reported professions, though, right?


msbelle - Mar 10, 2010 5:43:50 am PST #15178 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

People are generally gross.

ION I had an awesome dream last night. I had come into money some how and wasn't working, but had just stayed in a small house and kept that aspect of life the same. What I had done that was ridiculously fabulous was buy up small rental properties and kept them FOR MY STAFF. I had a cook and a hair/makeup person and a gardner in this older middle income suburban home.


erikaj - Mar 10, 2010 5:43:52 am PST #15179 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I have to admit I thought that wasn't real. Cause when it first launched there were a few "Ooh, terrible things on theINTERNET!" stories about it. They missed an opportunity not naming it meandmrsjones.com


Gudanov - Mar 10, 2010 5:49:10 am PST #15180 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I think the real number 1 for both is "International Secret Agent", but, of course, they have to make up some other profession to actually write down.