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That was perfection.
Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God. Mal: No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Mar 10, 2010 4:42:04 am PST #15160 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 10, 2010 4:46:25 am PST #15161 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I have had a huge thing of warm water with lemon, and now I am having coffee. When I was awake all night I took a warm bath. I hope it helps. I actually feel OK when I am moving. Too bad sit at a desk.
msbelle - Mar 10, 2010 4:59:18 am PST #15162 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
my recommendation is a salad at lunch and if you can get to a drug store the individual packets of benefiber drink mix to have over the next week.
smonster - Mar 10, 2010 5:09:33 am PST #15163 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sophia, uggh. I hope you start feeling better soon. Maybe some yoga would help?
ION, today's xkcd made me snort my coffee and now my sinuses are caffeinated:
Mouseover text ftw.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 10, 2010 5:12:48 am PST #15164 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I am sort of craving salad, so that is good!
My boss just took one look at me and asked if I wanted to go home. I am going to wait awhile and then maybe do so. She said I look like a ghost I am so white.
Kat - Mar 10, 2010 5:13:02 am PST #15165 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Sophia, oof. Upset tummy is the worst.
Still can't breathe. Should make today entertaining.
Parenthood and Glee are both on the DVR. There are days when I feel like my acadeca team is TOTALLY (totes!) a Glee knockoff. I have most of the really nice kids. I have a girl who is a diva bitch and not worth having on the team, except she is smart and good at this (though I have kicked her off), I have a kid in a wheelchair.
That was, though, last year's team. This year's team will be a little asperbergery instead. With more kids.
tommyrot - Mar 10, 2010 5:17:46 am PST #15166 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The dotcom boom ended 10 years ago today: This Day In Tech Events That Shaped the Wired World March 10, 2000: Pop Goes the Nasdaq!
Gudanov - Mar 10, 2010 5:18:00 am PST #15167 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Also, string theory is right out.
It's not out yet. LHC might knock it out or breathe in new life though it can't provide any really compelling evidence for it, the energy levels are too low for that. String theory really isn't a competitor for general relativity, it just reconciles GR with quantum mechanics. General relativity breaks down at a quantum level like you'd have at the time of the big bang or in a black hole. Something is still missing.
Jesse - Mar 10, 2010 5:24:12 am PST #15168 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Holy shit, is my job annoying right now. Luckily, for the moment I can focus on Rhianna on my TV.
Tom Scola - Mar 10, 2010 5:24:14 am PST #15169 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS
The problem is that we know that General Relativity is correct, it has been shown in observations to be correct to six decimal places.
However, we also know that Quantum Electrodynamics is correct, it has been shown in experiments to be correct to ten or eleven decimal places.
And the two theories are incompatible with each other. They both can't be right.