Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Mar 09, 2010 10:13:27 am PST #15021 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

As someone who has literally gotten sick from wearing pants with a too-tight waist, I am fully willing to go on the record as saying that I loved wearing overalls and overall shorts. But not enough to wear them now. Maybe if I gardened more...


msbelle - Mar 09, 2010 10:13:37 am PST #15022 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am not sure how long I will like it, but Parenthood certainly had its moments in the pilot. Peter stopped being Casey to me in the first ep of Six Feet Under, that was NOT Casey behavior.


Sue - Mar 09, 2010 10:14:23 am PST #15023 of 30001
hip deep in pie

It's like I've completely forgotten Six Feet Under existed.


ChiKat - Mar 09, 2010 10:16:04 am PST #15024 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Scrappy, I will fight J for Mike Holmes. and he will lose. ijs.

I would fight both of you for him. Seriously. I saw an ep yesterday where he ripped a cabinet off the wall and carried it to the dumpster like it was a fluffy pillow. Made me tingle in private places.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2010 10:17:43 am PST #15025 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have people seen this blog?

Apocalypse Cakes

A variety of cataclysmic punishments from God continue to rain down upon us. Obviously, this is the time to eat several entire cakes. Use this blog to help you celebrate your time on this earth, for when you look up from your cake-smeared cakehole, the sky will fade ablack, the lakes will blaze aflame and the locusts will buzz aswarming. Eat now, little heathens; there are no cakes in the apocalypse.

My fave so far:

Sodom and Gomorrah Fruitcake

With all the hot gay sex going on, life in Sodom is fucking awesome. Ladies are climaxing like never before, Abercrombie & Fitch models are exhausting Crisco inventories, and transsexuals continue to boggle DMV workers. But our activities have raised the ire of boring old hetero-normative God, and he will surely destroy us in a rain of sulfur and fire. He’s especially pissed that we’re advertising our activities on Bravo. Better get your sodomy and cakes in now before our sexy little Earth gets overrun by his evangelical zealots and they take away all of our dildos and electric mixers.


Gudanov - Mar 09, 2010 10:18:23 am PST #15026 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Lady Gaga's Poker Face as read by Christopher Walken

There's really no need to say anything else.


erikaj - Mar 09, 2010 10:20:19 am PST #15027 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I will still think "Casey" rather than Nate. Casey would never do a stranger in the restroom at the airport(Although I thought it was hot when I watched it, I think it's dumb how much time they spent setting up Nate/Brenda as Meant To Be...blah.)


Shari_H - Mar 09, 2010 10:29:16 am PST #15028 of 30001
Keep breathing!

ION - Jamaica's New Tourism Spiel: Beaches and Reggae and Jews

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From the tourism minister on down, Jamaican officialdom has embraced a plan to market the nation's Jewish history as a way of wooing a new segment of travelers.

New tours of Jamaica will offer travelers a rare look at the history of Jews on this Caribbean island.

No matter that Jamaica has just one synagogue and no rabbi, or that its Jewish community is down to around 200 people. It was once home to a Jewish pirate named Moses, according to one account.

I visited once and saw the synagogue. In the diaspora, Jews have (sometimes quite literally) washed up in an amazing variety of places.


Jessica - Mar 09, 2010 10:33:46 am PST #15029 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Huh. Apparently a restaurant in Chelsea (NY, not UK) is serving cheese made from the chef's wife's breastmilk.

After blogging about his efforts with the human cheese, customers started demanding a sample, he said.

"The phone was ringing off the hook," the chef said. "So I prepared a little canapé of breast-milk cheese with figs and Hungarian pepper."

After inquiries from The Post, health bigs said yesterday that even though department codes do not explicitly forbid the practice, they have advised Angerer to refrain from sharing his wife's milk with the world.


Shari_H - Mar 09, 2010 10:36:53 am PST #15030 of 30001
Keep breathing!

That beats the "I left my milk in the office fridge and someone put it in their coffee" story. And also, a little bit ewww.