The next time you decide to stab me in the back... have the guts to do it to my face.

Mal ,'Ariel'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Mar 09, 2010 9:32:40 am PST #15000 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Who is Mike Holmes?

eta: ah, I take it an HGTV person.

Also, half way number slut!


Barb - Mar 09, 2010 9:33:44 am PST #15001 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

I did used to have a crush on his contractor Shawn, who has left the show.

Shawn's a cutiehed.


Sue - Mar 09, 2010 9:34:14 am PST #15002 of 30001
hip deep in pie

He's a contractor who has a show where he comes in and fixes houses that crappy/scammy contractors have screwed up:

[link]


msbelle - Mar 09, 2010 9:34:55 am PST #15003 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Dear Sue,

I will never actually meet him. None of my imaginary boyfriends have any flaws.

see also: Nathan Fillion and Dan Rydell.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2010 9:36:48 am PST #15004 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So McDonnalds now has Star Wars figures to give away. One of the figures is of a guy with black hair who has a light saber, and I can't figure out who it is. It looks like Tom Cruise.

I can't tell if it's a Jedi or Sith. Or maybe a Scientologist who uses his light saber to fight Xenu.


Sue - Mar 09, 2010 9:37:23 am PST #15005 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Maybe that's it. I only seem to be attracted to the (deeply) flawed ones.


Scrappy - Mar 09, 2010 9:50:12 am PST #15006 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I like Mike's latest foreman, Damon. [link] Oh, and Mike, too.


erikaj - Mar 09, 2010 9:52:23 am PST #15007 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Sue, I think Tommy Gavin's hot...you won't get any grief from me about this. And then, there's me and Bushy Top, probably voted the Police Cadet Most Likely To Leave You Walking Funny With A Bad Credit Rating back when.


§ ita § - Mar 09, 2010 9:53:24 am PST #15008 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

msbelle, are you watching The Good Wife? Josh Charles is kinda hot in it. And I say this as a former devout Casey McCall girl.

I just got double flipped off by a coworker. But mimes are France's fault! Everybody knows that. I just speak the unpleasant truths.


Scrappy - Mar 09, 2010 9:55:16 am PST #15009 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

msbelle, I think the DH has you beat. The DH likes Mike so much that he is planning to buy and wear overalls when we shoot the TV thingie. Until you dress like him, you have to admit your paltry "crush" is inferior.