I am not watching the Oscars, as I'm sitting in a Borders in Uptown. Free WiFi!

Anyway, I was at a page about an alcohol gas detector, so you could make your own breathalyzer. Sadly, it's out of stock, but they have carbon dioxide and methane detectors. Methane CNG Gas Sensor - MQ-4 So that made me wonder - do human farts have methane?

According to Dr. James L. A. Roth, the author of Gastrointestinal Gas (Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults) pass farts that contain no methane. If both parents are methane producers, their children have a 95% chance of being producers as well. The reason for this is apparently unknown. Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the ability is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells.

FACTS ON FARTS

Now I want to test my farts for methane....

Oh why is Antonio Banderas' beard all white?!?

I wonder if George is filming a movie set in the 70s with that hair.

I've only seen a side view of Charlize-- the color is... something.

Were people here not liking on Diane Krueger? Cause I think she looks good.

RDJ's got a great blue bow tie with his black tux.

Oddly, while SJP is as usual, a hot mess, I'm finding her less of a hot mess than usual. Perhaps it's the absence of feathers and/or ruffles and I kind of like the color on her.

Were people here not liking on Diane Krueger?

It's Kruger, right?

Just seems weird to see my last name in a post....

I like Carey Mulligan's dress and all the little metal doohickeys on it. NSM Maggie's sarong.

Diane Kruger not looking good. Mor growths on the dress. She's on TV now too-but no Pacey.

Love Sandra's jewelled sheath action.

I just love Jeff Bridges.

Were people here not liking on Diane Krueger? Cause I think she looks good.

That was me. I didn't like the overall look on her. I much prefer her in bolder colors.