Tell him that brown cows give chocolate milk.
He's way over that. I explained the udders are boobies and they give milk just like I did when I fed him when he was a baby. He's contemplating that.
Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.
'Safe'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - Mar 07, 2010 11:31:25 am PST #14109 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Strix - Mar 07, 2010 11:33:22 am PST #14110 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ah, they have been showing episodes of Hex on Chiller every couple of weeks or so, and I have been DVRing them.
It was a fun show, even though fairly @@ at times. I ahemmed it, so it's nice to see it run, in, you know, 45 minutes instead of 4 hours in 4 minute increments, and on a full-six screen! I like Ella SO much more than Cassie, but I think I might turn gay for Thelma.
I think I'll just watch Oscar gown coverage on-line. I really have no strong feelings about any of the movies up this year. I don't think I've even seen any of them. But I like pretty girls in pretty dresses, as well as pretty girls in hideous dresses.
EDIT: nacho flavored lip balm?! EEUUUCCCHHH.
msbelle - Mar 07, 2010 11:33:37 am PST #14111 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am sure you can find YouTube of calves nursing. probably also of cows peeing honestly.
Cashmere - Mar 07, 2010 11:38:00 am PST #14112 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Brilliant idea, msbelle. The calves nursing is easy. I'll skip the peeing, though.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 07, 2010 11:44:27 am PST #14113 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
He's contemplating that.
I look forward to the results of his reflection.
ION, I am worried about Tom. He's had a fairly significant cold/cough for the last few days and today he has a tight chest and trouble breathing. I am hoping he'll be OK till he can get to the doctor's tomorrow.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2010 11:51:48 am PST #14114 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hex drove me batty. Sure, I watched all the episodes, but still. I was never clear about the ghost rules, and that bothered me disproportionately.
what time does the red carpet stuff start?
msbelle - Mar 07, 2010 11:56:14 am PST #14115 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
mac has fallen asleep on the floor. do I wake him an hour if he doesn't wake up on his own? I think I have to, right?
msbelle - Mar 07, 2010 12:01:59 pm PST #14116 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
ok, tvguide is officially LIVE on the red carpet now. yayayayay.
Steph L. - Mar 07, 2010 12:03:04 pm PST #14117 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
ION, I am worried about Tom. He's had a fairly significant cold/cough for the last few days and today he has a tight chest and trouble breathing.
Define "trouble breathing." Because this sounds like what I had over Xmas, and the tight chest/trouble breathing is what sent me to the doctor.
DavidS - Mar 07, 2010 12:05:21 pm PST #14118 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Brilliant idea, msbelle. The calves nursing is easy. I'll skip the peeing, though.
I think you need to show him what the expression "piss like a racehorse" means in actual volume.