I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 05, 2010 5:22:52 pm PST #13746 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I never remember why I never order in Brazilian.

Because a large, daunting Russian woman shows up at your door and waxes your vulva?


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2010 5:23:35 pm PST #13747 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You'll dress Batman in women's clothing but you won't commit fic. Interesting boundaries, msbelle.

How soon before Mac starts shipping his heroes? Het or slash?


DavidS - Mar 05, 2010 5:23:59 pm PST #13748 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(please stay clean, folks)

Oops.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2010 5:24:43 pm PST #13749 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hec--mindshare off the vulva, ta, ever so.


msbelle - Mar 05, 2010 5:25:55 pm PST #13750 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

relationships of all sorts are icky to mac. ok, that is not true, when playing with the figures he often makes us form families and different pokemon get married. He got very upset that I had two adult pokemon sharing a house with their two kids, but not getting married.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 5:26:33 pm PST #13751 of 30001

I know the face msbelle is making now.


DavidS - Mar 05, 2010 5:27:16 pm PST #13752 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec--mindshare off the vulva, ta, ever so.

I wasn't thinking about yours in particular.

Until you just posted that.

Mostly I'm thinking of (a) Ple's Vulva Rant; (b) Lana on Archer proclaiming her vulva is smooth as a veal cutlet.

See how you were not a part of that scenario until you ta-ever-so'ed me?


msbelle - Mar 05, 2010 5:27:21 pm PST #13753 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it's a smirk.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2010 5:28:38 pm PST #13754 of 30001

With a raised eyebrow. And That Look.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2010 5:29:17 pm PST #13755 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He got very upset that I had two adult pokemon sharing a house with their two kids, but not getting married.

Tres old-school. He very hetero-normative?

See how you were not a part of that scenario until you ta-ever-so'ed me?

See how you're exercising jedi-like mind control right now and excising? Mmmhmm.