Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Jan 13, 2010 4:16:01 pm PST #1370 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Yeah, it doesn't cost much to get the wedding package at most places. I love the *idea* of an all-inclusive, especially if you're doing it last minute. Don't plan anything, just sit in the sun and guzzle sugary drinks. But I don't know how much you have to spend for the food to be worth the premium. That appears to be where they "get" you.


Polter-Cow - Jan 13, 2010 4:16:27 pm PST #1371 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Where do we talk about Fringe?

Boxed Set.


Typo Boy - Jan 13, 2010 4:17:41 pm PST #1372 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Boxed set once it broadcasts somewhere in North America.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2010 4:22:46 pm PST #1373 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know how much you have to spend for the food to be worth the premium

The amount we spend on all-inclusives over the Christmas break is comparable to what we spent for room only in New Orleans for the funeral. I find it so desperately worth it. Costs similar amounts to fly there too. For about the same amount of money food and unlimited alcohol as well as sports and water activities and more real estate.

Yeah, I have problems with Jamaica's dependence on tourism. I do not have problems with our ability to deliver a quality vacation experience.

there wasn't even a special dinner for the wedding, just what was included

Bah! At least my cousin had a proper function with special catering. Just as well, because many of her guests were staying elsewhere. I, of course, missed most of the reception sleeping off a migraine, but I hear it was lovely.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2010 4:23:58 pm PST #1374 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Boxed set once it broadcasts somewhere in North America.

Boxed Set, period. Not that Fringe is broadcasting first anywhere else--but if it hasn't shown in the US yet, just discuss it in whitefont. That's what happens with Dr. Who and the other British stuff.


sarameg - Jan 13, 2010 4:31:09 pm PST #1375 of 30001

Bhutan is $200/day all inclusive! Drinks extra. Of course, you have to get there which takes forfreakingever. I recommend Qatar air. Even coach is pretty nice.

OK, so maybe I'm not a spa person...

I've still never had a massage.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2010 4:37:51 pm PST #1376 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Bhutan is $200/day all inclusive! Drinks extra.

It's not all inclusive if drinks are extra! I tried to explain this to people at Club Med.

Perhaps there's a reason my sister looked at me funny last time we holidayed together in JA. At least she's not teetotalling anymore.


Lee - Jan 13, 2010 4:41:53 pm PST #1377 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Maybe even creepier than the pigs .

NOOOOOO

(I decided to stop spoilerfonting the pigs.)


megan walker - Jan 13, 2010 4:43:19 pm PST #1378 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Y'all are acting as I Dollywood weren't a factor here. Dude. DOLLYWOOD.

I'm not sure even Dollywood is worth Blackberry's rates:

Depending on the season, our 2010 room rates, per night, are:

King Estate Rooms $995 - $1,045
Holly Glade Cottage Suites $1,345 - $1,445
Singing Brook Cottages $1,595 ($1,695 during Fall season)
Hill Cottages $1,995

These rates, minus $100, are available for a single-occupancy stay. Rates do not include all applicable taxes and a 19% service charge.

Nightly Charges for Children: Charges for children 3 years of age and older, staying in their parent's room, will be $250 per child, per night, plus tax and service charge. This standard room charge covers meals, pantry snacks, sodas, and Camp Blackberry.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2010 4:45:53 pm PST #1379 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

NOOOOOO

Indeed! I have no nearby Ann Taylor Loft anymore! They closed both local ones!

Or is that not what you meant, exactly?