A decade ago when I was clubbing more, I took my hockey player friend and his girlfriend out to a couple of gay nightclubs. Hilariously, he fit in better than I did, and people thought I was the straight one. He was only awkward when asking me to watch out for him during a restroom visit, which was SO a case of having the fox guard the chicken coop.
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2010 12:39:41 pm PST #13241 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 12:40:40 pm PST #13242 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I was very rarely hit on by men at gay bars.
Though once I was hanging out with a gay friend at a gay bar in Appleton, WI. After I left, a man went and talked to my friend. Turns out this man was too intimidated by me to talk to my friend while I was there. (I was wearing a black leather motorcycle jacket and black leather baseball cap.)
That still cracks me up. Me? Intimidating? (I was pretty skinny back then.)
Jesse - Mar 04, 2010 12:41:01 pm PST #13243 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"het up"
Hee.
I know, right?
Now I'm watching Friends instead of reading Bureau2 -- a much better choice for living in the past. What I should really be doing is grocery shopping, before I get more hungry.
juliana - Mar 04, 2010 12:41:36 pm PST #13244 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
I hate Yelp with the passion of a thousand burning suns. It's not a surprise to me that there's so many shitty, narrow-minded, mean-spirited people out there, but it FUCKING DEPRESSING that these jackholes can actually affect businesses.
Barb - Mar 04, 2010 12:45:59 pm PST #13245 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
I have a fever of almost 101. Stephen is going to be Daisies Dad tonight. I almost wish I felt well enough to go just to watch.
Is there a badge Sara could earn for videotaping the thing? You get the evidence, she gets a badge, it's win/win!
Steph L. - Mar 04, 2010 12:47:05 pm PST #13246 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
reading Bureau2
Was that the Rafmun thread?
Jesse - Mar 04, 2010 12:47:47 pm PST #13247 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Not yet?
§ ita § - Mar 04, 2010 12:49:05 pm PST #13248 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Was that the Rafmun thread?
It certainly is now.
Ouch.
There is no tone...
eta: and no social capital.
Dana - Mar 04, 2010 12:51:14 pm PST #13249 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I just hit Gang of Fourteen.
billytea - Mar 04, 2010 12:55:27 pm PST #13250 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I just hit Gang of Fourteen.
Hey, I was in that! I was so proud, I'd never been in a gang before.
I'm going to spend the rest of the day feeling all street and whatnot. 14th street, apparently.