I hire someone to play me in real life.
He's very handsome and cool. How can I hire him?
I miss Oz. He'd get it. He wouldn't say anything, but he'd get it.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Mar 04, 2010 10:30:31 am PST #13183 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Tom Scola - Mar 04, 2010 10:31:35 am PST #13184 of 30001
hwæt
He never mentioned the making out thing to me. I've been trying to piece together exactly what happened. I'm kind of pissed at him.
erikaj - Mar 04, 2010 10:32:50 am PST #13185 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Employees will kill you every time, Scola.
tommyrot - Mar 04, 2010 10:37:14 am PST #13186 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Connie Neil - Mar 04, 2010 10:38:51 am PST #13187 of 30001
brillig
When does a wig become a hat?
sumi - Mar 04, 2010 10:45:20 am PST #13188 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
Sophia Brooks - Mar 04, 2010 11:00:02 am PST #13189 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I feel that if I had no lease stopping me, I would own eleventy hundred puppies.
javachik - Mar 04, 2010 11:01:00 am PST #13190 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
A high school friend just uploaded some new pics to Facebook of her new tatoo. It's a 5-inch across red ribbon bow about 4 inches below her belly button. Huh.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 04, 2010 11:01:31 am PST #13191 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think it's fine for straight folks to spend time at gay bars unescorted, as long as they don't freak out over being asked to dance or offered a drink by someone of the same gender. Socializing is cool, going on safari to gawk at the exotic fauna and pat yourself on the back over how daring you are isn't.
meara - Mar 04, 2010 11:02:36 am PST #13192 of 30001
That's a shame Scola--he's very convincing. He even got me to make out with him.