The thing about mac's science fairs in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, is that from 2nd grade on they are mandatory and they have to be constructed on the scientific method - identify a problem to investigate, form a hypothesis, blah de blah blah. You can't build a volcano and write a report about how they work. My 6th grade science experiment used a foot controlled air pump, mason jars filled with cotton, and filterless cigarettes to show the effects of smoking on lungs. first cigarette I ever tried.
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Mar 03, 2010 4:55:17 pm PST #13002 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
DavidS - Mar 03, 2010 4:56:38 pm PST #13003 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Cats in Parliament would be awesome!
Speak for yourself, Sphinx-boy.
I think a ferret horde would do as well.
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 4:58:18 pm PST #13004 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think I need to go to Parliament and say, "Use cats." Then after a couple of years, you go back in time and say, "No, use ferrets." Then we compare notes.
DavidS - Mar 03, 2010 4:58:57 pm PST #13005 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think I need to go to Parliament and say, "Use cats." Then after a couple of years, you go back in time and say, "No, use ferrets." Then we compare notes.
I back this plan. You know why? Science works, bitches!
Steph L. - Mar 03, 2010 5:02:11 pm PST #13006 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 5:04:08 pm PST #13007 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The scientific method plus time travel could solve lots of issues. For example, some people say that if only Hitler had never seized power, things would have been much better. Others say, "Well, how do you know? Things could have been worse."
So, we send someone back in time to kill Hitler. Then we find out. Of course, if things end up worse someone would have to go back in time to tell the assassin, "Dude, don't."
brenda m - Mar 03, 2010 5:04:53 pm PST #13008 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Science is a verb now!
Is that like "lawyered!" on How I Met your Mother?
Trudy Booth - Mar 03, 2010 5:07:21 pm PST #13009 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Cats in Parliament would be awesome!
And at night? They could put on the wigs and have Cat Parliament.
Jessica - Mar 03, 2010 5:10:17 pm PST #13010 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
But Tommyrot, no Hitler means no Third Reich, no World War II, no rocketry programs, no electronics, no computers, no time travel.
Lee - Mar 03, 2010 5:16:03 pm PST #13011 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Zenkitty works for IEEE! That's cool!
That is really cool! I use them all the time.