And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Mar 03, 2010 11:59:24 am PST #12930 of 30001

Fewer than three people. People are countable.

Of course, xpost. Note from linguistics friend when she told us about this--apparently in Russian, bread is countable. As in you can have three bread (vs here you have to have loaves of bread or slices or kinds or?) I guess. Or maybe just in a less vs fewer way. Dunno.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 12:01:02 pm PST #12931 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Awww. Stuffed Scorpion: 1. Baby: 0.


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2010 12:02:12 pm PST #12932 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

If you'd ask "how many?" then it's "fewer." If you'd ask "how much?" then it's "less."


Daisy Jane - Mar 03, 2010 12:02:17 pm PST #12933 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Or alien face-sucker. Whichever.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 03, 2010 12:03:24 pm PST #12934 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I answer "Hello, this is Matt" when someone transfers a call to me at work, and "[company name], may I help you?" when I answer directly.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 12:03:32 pm PST #12935 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Or alien face-sucker. Whichever.

Yeah, that was my thought.

Also, Baby + Alien Face Hugger = Tiny, Cute Chest Burster!


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2010 12:03:41 pm PST #12936 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fewer than is what I thought (the con call line says "less than"), but as I started getting thinky, I'm mentally rewriting it "This conference call line has < three people on it."

And it made me all confused. Because I do think like that sometimes, and I will always read that aloud as "less than three" (well, or hearts, depending).


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 12:03:59 pm PST #12937 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Anyway, doesn't "less than three" mean love now??

(I less than three crossposts...)


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2010 12:05:50 pm PST #12938 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I can't remember whether someone linked this already. German family granted asylum in US because Germany won't let them homeschool their kids. [link]


Steph L. - Mar 03, 2010 12:06:44 pm PST #12939 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm so used to it that if a phone rings on the television I say, in my head, "[Agency], this is Aimee."

When I worked at McDonald's in high school, there were days when, after working an 8-hour shift in the drive-thru, I would answer the phone with "Welcome to McDonald's; may I take your order?"

I never get calls at work, which is just fine with me.