River: They weren't cows inside. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they see the sky and they remember what they are. Mal: Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Glamcookie - Feb 11, 2010 10:01:48 am PST #9824 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Jess, I am not even pregnant, and I tear up at the title.

Me too!


Burrell - Feb 11, 2010 10:02:56 am PST #9825 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Whoa Tom, that's uncanny.


Aims - Feb 11, 2010 10:04:07 am PST #9826 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Debra Medina, the crazy lady who is running for Texas Governor, looks a lot like our Aimée, who is not crazy at all.

Oh I'm totally crazy, just in a nice way!! And she could totally be my evil sister!!

Said at work today: "I'm not old enough to be a cougar. Right now, I'm just slutty."


Jessica - Feb 11, 2010 10:10:33 am PST #9827 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Whoa Tom, that's uncanny.

Aimee has an evil twin!

Burrell, I love Mercer Mayer! Hormone-induced crying fits aside, I think I'm going to hit the library before I buy anything. (Since any "prepare for LIFE EVENT" type books are going to have a limited shelf life.)


Aims - Feb 11, 2010 10:26:12 am PST #9828 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Randomness:

I totally just realized that my birthday this year will be 8-9-10.


Burrell - Feb 11, 2010 10:34:23 am PST #9829 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Since any "prepare for LIFE EVENT" type books are going to have a limited shelf life.

Yes and no. I mean, yeah, but I am often surprised at how much nostalgia a young child has for infancy and toddlerhood. When Frances was first starting to read, she fixated for a while on her I'm A Big Sister book and read it night after night.


meara - Feb 11, 2010 11:03:30 am PST #9830 of 30000

Omg, Aimee does have an evil twin! Wow. How weird.

I was afraid today would suck, since the rest of the week has, up to and including getting to Portland last night anddiscovering I booked a hotel twenty miles from where I wanted it to be. And today's site is really one of my worst. But NO! Traffic was fine getting here this morning, and while they didn't have everything done for me, it's been ok there. I'm a little stressy about other shit, but mostly that's just needing to get home and beeeeeeeee home for a few days. Clean. Do laundry. Make lists. So I'm begging the universe to please keep up the okayness.


Steph L. - Feb 11, 2010 11:04:30 am PST #9831 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Well, you can always cook some bacon and crumble it over the pasta.

I think this is splendid advice, and therefore went to TJs and got some bacon.

Bacon bacon bacon...IT'S BACON!!!


lisah - Feb 11, 2010 11:25:32 am PST #9832 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Bob tried to get bacon at the store before Snowverkill started ...uh...whatever day that was...and there was none! Fortunately I found some bacon lentil soup in the freezer today and had it for lunch. mmm bacon!


DavidS - Feb 11, 2010 11:32:23 am PST #9833 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I managed to hold it together until I found one called I Used To Be The Baby

Awww. My ex-the-medical student was nicknamed "Babe" because she was the baby of the family and then her parents had a late child by accident, and she was afraid that she wouldn't get to be Babe anymore. (But they didn't make her relinquish her nickname and she was quite close with her little sister.)