This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 8:15:30 am PST #9494 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I don't think I thought I was especially a catch

It's still unbelievable to me and a work in progress to convince myself that someone sane and cute will look at me, seriously, in that way. Not so much in a "I dismiss myself and not worthy" (or at least, I think, on the surface), but in a "what? we're not joking? shit, where's the nearest shelter" way.

It's almost as I know I'm sort of a catch, but not necessarily that catch.

Does that make sense? Because I'm post-alcohol here, people.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 08, 2010 8:17:29 am PST #9495 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Does that make sense? Because I'm post-alcohol here, people.

Heh.

And, totally (in answer to the 'sense-making' question).


Shir - Feb 08, 2010 8:20:47 am PST #9496 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Heh.

Don't heh Baileys.


Jessica - Feb 08, 2010 8:20:52 am PST #9497 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

smonster's crappy date guy doesn't clean up his messes, he makes bigger messes - not so much in hopes that you won't notice how bad the first mess was but because he just doesn't care.

That and the fact that there didn't seem to be anything offsetting his laundry list of red flags. So let me also add:

4 - not boring!


omnis_audis - Feb 08, 2010 8:27:05 am PST #9498 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Interesting article of interview with head of my theater talking about arts in public school. [link]

The annoying part of the ONLINE article, is, it says it is a condensed version of the interview. Condensed? Online? Really? It's interesting people! Share the whole damn thing.


Steph L. - Feb 08, 2010 8:31:25 am PST #9499 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Gay-for-Coke plan

I had to read this phrase about 4 times before I realized it had nothing to do with Coke-the-beverage.

I've got a serious case of the Mondays.


Calli - Feb 08, 2010 8:32:57 am PST #9500 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

beth b., I hope your cat's vet visit works out all right.

And in other news, here is Emo Court: [link]

In case you've wondered.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 08, 2010 8:33:49 am PST #9501 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Don't heh Baileys.

Can I heh the vodka and lemonade I'm enjoying now? 'Cause is nice.


tommyrot - Feb 08, 2010 8:34:24 am PST #9502 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is being gay for Coke in any way like being coo coo for Coco Puffs?


beth b - Feb 08, 2010 8:36:15 am PST #9503 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I work in a field where everyone is going to find out I am interviewing , because the odds are that someone I work with is on a panel. so while I don't announce a job hunt, people will know. My last job thought my new job was a great idea.

So if you decide to tell you boss - who is also you friend - you say it is a great opportunity and well, you aren't in love with Texas. But you won't be leaving unless it truly is a great opportunity

My problem with bring you mom into it -- it is a lie. and it really isn't good to lie to a friend. Personal is true.