People who hurt their kids should be stomped into putty. People who scream obscenities and threats at their kids should be forced to watch, as an object lesson.
What Zen said.
Sorry you had to deal with such a crappy sitch last night, sj.
Mal: Go on. Get in there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan. River: He takes so much looking after.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Barb - Feb 06, 2010 6:12:23 am PST #9227 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
DCJensen - Feb 06, 2010 6:12:56 am PST #9228 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.
When I was a kid, the original fake parking ticket was making the rounds. You can still buy it today. I even made a more official looking one in high school print class. I've heard that people have offended with a more vulgared up version, but the original has the following:
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides I don’t like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.). Also may the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. With My Compliments.
Shir - Feb 06, 2010 6:34:09 am PST #9229 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I'm skipping, and partly wondering what I've missed that made my Bitches so talky.
Anyhow, I'll have social life tonight! Hey, every girl has to remind herself every once in a while why she hates parties. Wish me attractive, single and not-so-sane guys!
ION: I can has a working turntable now.
DavidS - Feb 06, 2010 6:36:20 am PST #9230 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Emmett loves his fake parking tickets and uses them liberally around SF and Albany.
Also I loved the article on the Edwardian ball and would love to go one year.
You should! I'd feed you cherry chocolate bread and buy you a cocktail!
Though I'd need major makeup & wardrobe help.
See now, if Jilli came down everybody could have a makeover party.
Steph L. - Feb 06, 2010 6:44:54 am PST #9231 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm skipping, and partly wondering what I've missed that made my Bitches so talky.
Shower sex and Barb's need for more bookshelves.
sj - Feb 06, 2010 6:45:58 am PST #9232 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Zen, ITA.
Thanks, Barb. It is eerily quiet here today. Hopefully mommy dearest is passed out somewhere.
Shir - Feb 06, 2010 6:47:58 am PST #9233 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Shower sex and Barb's need for more bookshelves.
Tell me that that doesn't have anything to do with each other.
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No. How can shower sex has to do with needing more bookshelves? All the sane people would agree with me that libraries are better than bookshelves. And one doesn't keep her library in the shower. And that's it.
Polter-Cow - Feb 06, 2010 7:01:43 am PST #9234 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Bitches! I have an issue that requires advice.
Zenkitty - Feb 06, 2010 7:02:08 am PST #9235 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Library sex.
Shir - Feb 06, 2010 7:07:09 am PST #9236 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Library sex.
Shouldn't happen in the shower.
Think of the books!