I'll be fine. I'll be your bounty, Jubal Early. And I'll just fade away.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 03, 2010 6:38:39 am PST #8914 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And I can only guess at which drug the doctors assumed he meant (and subsequently gave him).

Well, if he lost a lot of weight then I'd guess Dexatrim.

::snerk:: He did, in fact, lose a LOT of weight, because weeks of stomach bleeding will do that to you. I'm pretty sure they gave him Bactrim, to which he's allergic. And when they asked him what drugs he's allergic to, he said "Bextrim," which makes me think they assumed BextrA. And it's very possible that they recognized the mispronunciation and tried to clarify by asking, "BextrA?" and Dad probably said yes, b/c of the confusion.

IIRC, I yelled at him for not being clearer about his drug allergies. I think he hands the doctor a written list now.

t edit I *was* (and still am), however, pissed that the doctors didn't think "Oh, this patient seems to be confusing 2 drugs; perhaps I should say the name of BOTH drugs to see if we can sort it out!" instead of assuming he meant one versus the other. Way to damage your patient, dudes.


Connie Neil - Feb 03, 2010 6:39:54 am PST #8915 of 30000
brillig

I am, however, surprised at how often I am asked to spell my first name. I mean really? It's the past tense of draw, how hard can that be?

Drew, Dru, Dro, Droo, Dreue--in this age of "I want my child's name to be unique!" you can't depend on any spelling. I've had people ask how to spell my name, or ask "Is that with a K?" or "Does that end in Y or I?"


Steph L. - Feb 03, 2010 6:40:57 am PST #8916 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I've had people ask how to spell my name, or ask "Is that with a K?" or "Does that end in Y or I?"

Khany.


Vortex - Feb 03, 2010 6:41:55 am PST #8917 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Yes, I got an OK Cupid message from someone named Ondray. Really, dude?


Connie Neil - Feb 03, 2010 6:41:57 am PST #8918 of 30000
brillig

Khany.

Urgh.

But now I want to grow my hair out, wear a lot of leather, and maroon Kirk on a deserted planet/


brenda m - Feb 03, 2010 6:42:38 am PST #8919 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ondray

Oy.

There was a guy at my old firm whose name was Di~an. Yes, with the tilde.


brenda m - Feb 03, 2010 6:43:06 am PST #8920 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But now I want to grow my hair out, wear a lot of leather, and maroon Kirk on a deserted planet/

Or you could go hang with Bobby Hill.


Barb - Feb 03, 2010 6:43:36 am PST #8921 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

~ma to Seska and to Nora.

After years of hearing my entire name butchered on the first day of school, I started just using "Barb" (obviously). It just makes life so much easier. Which made it that much more ironic that First Publisher wanted something more "Latina sounding" for my name, so I went with my middle name which no one can pronounce correctly, especially with my maiden name. Too many r's...

Not that my married name is a whole lot better.

Which is why I go with Barb. (Although my mother still calls me "Bobbie" and my older relatives still call me "Barbarita" and I have two people whom I've allowed to call me "Barbie.")


Steph L. - Feb 03, 2010 6:44:21 am PST #8922 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

There was a guy at my old firm whose name was Di~an. Yes, with the tilde.

I knew a woman in college who legally changed her first name to end with an exclamation point. Seriously. (Actually, now that I think about it, the city of Hamilton, Ohio, also changed its name for a time to be "Hamilton!" But now it's back to boring old punctuation-less Hamilton.)


Polter-Cow - Feb 03, 2010 6:46:47 am PST #8923 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Question: is it too ass-kissy to go see their production that opens tomorrow? It's Rossum's Universal Robots!

In honor of Dollhouse, you kind of have to go!

I knew a woman in college who legally changed her first name to end with an exclamation point. Seriously.

Well, the creator of Wondermark is David Malki !

I spell my name with an exclamation point, like so: David Malki !

It’s considered an honorific, and used in the same manner as “Jr.” or “PhD”: there’s a single space before it. The exclamation point is not pronounced — though many have tried, often with hilarious results.