Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Jan 31, 2010 12:22:34 pm PST #8593 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Where's my hasenpfeffer!


amych - Jan 31, 2010 12:23:57 pm PST #8594 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

thinks I spelled hosenfefer wrong.

hassenpfeffer


omnis_audis - Jan 31, 2010 12:25:17 pm PST #8595 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Adorable Family Moment: All of us hanging in the kitchen, listening to iTunes, and singing "I'm No Superman"
Forgot to comment on this. Clearly this is a sign the family is all about Batman!


omnis_audis - Jan 31, 2010 12:26:52 pm PST #8596 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

well that just proves I'm no good speller. But google.... ok. I guess others on the internet spelled it wrong too.


amych - Jan 31, 2010 12:27:55 pm PST #8597 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

It was a funny misspelling, though, because "hosen" suggests a stew made of pants.


omnis_audis - Jan 31, 2010 12:30:58 pm PST #8598 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Hmm, is that a new form of porn or something "StewMadeOfPants.com" ?


Hil R. - Jan 31, 2010 12:32:20 pm PST #8599 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Gronk. I ended up sleeping most of the day. My ankle is hurting less, though.


Steph L. - Jan 31, 2010 12:32:23 pm PST #8600 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

It was a funny misspelling, though, because "hosen" suggests a stew made of pants.

There's a band (possibly a metal band? I can no longer remember) called Die Toten Hosen, which I find endlessly amusing.

(The Dead Pants.)

(No, I don't know why that's particularly funny, and yet it is.)


WindSparrow - Jan 31, 2010 12:34:55 pm PST #8601 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

smonster, glad to hear the foster cat is feeling better. I totally forgot to say this yesterday but you can give a cat Metamucil - 1 tsp. in 1/3 c. water, and use a dropper to get it down (good luck getting the cat to stay calm long enough to get it all down). Also, a teaspoon of petroleum jelly is another remedy for constipation that cats can take - it is the active ingredient in Laxatone hairball remedy but without the added flavor or color. You open the cat's mouth, smear it on the roof of her mouth, and sit back to enjoy the weird look on her face. It would, of course, be best to get an ok from a veterinarian before giving that stuff, in case it is not appropriate for Grace's circumstances.

All of us hanging in the kitchen, listening to iTunes, and singing "I'm No Superman" (theme song from Scrubs).

Makes me smile, this mental image.

I was just going to say, we don't bite...unless you ask.

Nicely.

Go, P-C, sticking to your boundaries!

Teppy, it sure does sound like someone secretly replaced that guy's grey matter with excrement to see if anyone would notice.

Hi, Cricket! Pull up a keyboard and stay a while. So, how many bunnies do you have? We seem to have a family warren of wild ones in our yard. Watching them is a favorite passtime of both the two-legged and four-legged members of this household.


Barb - Jan 31, 2010 12:41:05 pm PST #8602 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Bookstore has been accomplished (gads, I love having a FABULOUS indie bookstore two miles from my house!), shopping has been accomplished, and how I have barbequed short ribs going in the slow cooker (with a locally made ancho molasses sauce... le YUM) and will roast potatoes with sea salt in a bit.

Localistas, we really have to make a plan to get together or my poor husband is going to weigh four hundred pounds.