It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jan 31, 2010 6:09:03 am PST #8541 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

And also, it *is* the last Sunday in January, right? When did that change happen?

I have no idea. I just looked at TCG and said, "Is the Superbowl this week?" and he said, "No, next week." And my Superbowl knowledge ends there.


Laga - Jan 31, 2010 6:09:37 am PST #8542 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Wikipedia says

the decision prior to the 2003 season to start the regular season the week after Labor Day, moving the start of the season to a week later than it had been

waving Hi Cricket!


brenda m - Jan 31, 2010 6:14:13 am PST #8543 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

There's always a week between the last playoffs and the Superbowl. What's new this year is slotting the Pro Bowl into that slot, rather than doing it the week following. Which means that any Pro Bowlers from the SB teams won't play, but I guess also means the PB won't disappear into a black hole the way it usually does. Or that's the hope anyway.


Barb - Jan 31, 2010 6:25:22 am PST #8544 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Yay, Confirmation, Seska! (Confirmed Seska?)

Tep, much doggy ~ma for the Dalmie. When that happened to Mooshu last year, it was basically explained as a transient ischemic attack-- later on, of course, we discovered it was probably the first sign of his diabetes, but no one thought to check his blood sugar at that time.


Hil R. - Jan 31, 2010 6:28:34 am PST #8545 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

OK, not babysitting today. My friend called me and said that her husband's cousin can watch the baby, and I know that getting over there will be hell on my ankle, so I'm staying in and resting.


Aims - Jan 31, 2010 6:29:03 am PST #8546 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Adorable Family Moment: All of us hanging in the kitchen, listening to iTunes, and singing "I'm No Superman" (theme song from Scrubs).


Gudanov - Jan 31, 2010 6:40:10 am PST #8547 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Congratulations Seska!

Every ceremony can be improved by not setting yourself on fire.


Gudanov - Jan 31, 2010 6:41:41 am PST #8548 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

All of us hanging in the kitchen, listening to iTunes, and singing "I'm No Superman" (theme song from Scrubs).

That sounds like the female bonding scene of a romantic comedy.


DavidS - Jan 31, 2010 7:02:17 am PST #8549 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Pro-Bowl would be more fun if they turned it into a flag football game. Nobody plays full out in the Pro Bowl for fear of injury anyway.


Barb - Jan 31, 2010 7:07:41 am PST #8550 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Jesus H., I don't have enough coffee in me yet to deal with Stupid People.

ETA: No one around here, natch.