Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2010 5:32:20 am PST #8221 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"Seriously? You just happen to have one on you?"

Hee. Hot.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2010 5:33:23 am PST #8222 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I also want a little bitty torch to make jewelry with.

How about a Star Trek toy phaser that's been modified to fire a real laser that's strong enough to pop balloons and blind people?

Phaser-to-laser mod puts out 465mW


beekaytee - Jan 28, 2010 5:35:58 am PST #8223 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I have refillable clicky sticks but woeful refilling skills. I manage it, sure, but the escaped fumes/fluid makes me fear for my surroundings. Not to mention the volume that gets on my skin.

I'll have to go back and read the discussion on eye color, but...I started out with dark brown eyes and now have light green eyes. Didn't even notice the change until my thirties. (Then again, I had blond hair as a wee one and am dark brown now, so maybe it's an inverse thing.)

Carmel brown eyes...mmmm. So pretty.


beekaytee - Jan 28, 2010 5:42:58 am PST #8224 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

That Star Trek laser is crazy. I want one.

That's it exactly - that's the medication that they isolated the ingredient that makes lashes grow and marketed it as Latisse.

Thank you for explaining that! I've been wondering how that research came to be and assumed it was some sort of penicillin-type accident.


Hil R. - Jan 28, 2010 5:53:17 am PST #8225 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Blech. I've got some sort of stomach bug. I want to be at home, nibbling saltines and sipping ginger ale. Instead, I'm in my office, nibbling saltines and sipping ginger ale, because I'm supposed to meet with my advisor today. He never specified a time, he just said sometime before 2:20. If he does not show up, I will be very annoyed.


Zenkitty - Jan 28, 2010 5:54:35 am PST #8226 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

How about a Star Trek toy phaser that's been modified to fire a real laser that's strong enough to pop balloons and blind people?

Why did it take this long for someone to do that? That's brilliant.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2010 6:01:22 am PST #8227 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why did it take this long for someone to do that?

Probably the whole "can blind people" thing. You should really wear goggles while playing with the phaser, as you could otherwise accidentally point it at some reflective surface and laser yourself in the eyes. Sadly, goggles don't generally go with Trek stuff... unless you can find that face mask from that one episode with the box that makes you go mad if you look in it....


DavidS - Jan 28, 2010 6:13:46 am PST #8228 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How about a Star Trek toy phaser that's been modified to fire a real laser that's strong enough to pop balloons and blind people?

Emmett must never see this.

He's bad enough with a laser pointer.


smonster - Jan 28, 2010 6:29:33 am PST #8229 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

He never specified a time, he just said sometime before 2:20. If he does not show up, I will be very annoyed.

Barf in front of his office door at 2:25.


Hil R. - Jan 28, 2010 6:29:43 am PST #8230 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The deli that used to sell Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray Tonic doesn't have it anymore. Boo.