If ANYTHING in you is the Virgo it is most certainly NOT the alimentary canal!

UT THE LABELS! MUST! MATCH! No, they don't. And won't. I just want some wine. Hee. I think I just MIGHT be buying some wine with an eye towards awesome labels, though.

I suggest Love My Goat red. What's better for a wedding than a love-themed bottle???

t /smartass

Little kids still need to know they can yell for assistance if they need to.

Liv is HUGE with the "privacy" but Owen would have no problem pooping in jail.

Too true, Truds. I am a delicate fucking flower.

ION, International Male changed its name to Undergear. I haven't looked at an International Male in yonks. There's a cock in my eye!! ARGH.

Also, the underwear names are awesome. I like Priape and Candyman, but by fave by far is MANZONE. I hear it in this booming movie announcer voice, in asscaps: MANZONE. (Much like my favorite all-time men's cologne name: GRAVEL.)

(Dan and I are going to a houseparty for one of his friend who never had a slumber party as a girl, so her bday is going to be a grown-up slumber party. Not naughty, AFAIK, just pajamas, and Dan wants some scurrilous ones.

I think Undergear is either too boring or too scurrilous, but there are three (!) choices for grown-up men's footies, including velour. However, I am warning him that if he actually makes an appearence in men's footies, I may never have sex with him again.

Heh. Tep, you think you're being a smartass, but that would be an EXCELLENT choice! I am totally thinking hilarious labels.

Hey, the talk of finishing wine reminds me! So, I would like to have an occasional glass of wine, maybe with dinner. Pete doesn't like a lot of wines. (This may have something to do with my habit of choosing wine by the label, and YES, I did like the wine from Cupcake Vineyard, what?)

Anyway, what should I know about keeping an open bottle of wine good for a couple of days? I need bottle-stoppers, yes?

I had no energy or motivation to cook dinner, but I made some scrambled tofu and a salad rather than getting junk food. I really need to remember more often on nights like this that real food doesn't really need to take all that much effort.

Erin, there's some fairly awesome flannel and/or fleece at fabric stores, and drawstring pants are wicked easy.

Erin-- I am super good (and love) making ribbon roses if you need a hand!

I suggest Love My Goat red. What's better for a wedding than a love-themed bottle???

That winery is so near to me. I do not like that wine, though.

I do, Erin. (Heh.)

(double heh). I am just tickled pink and green by actually having conversation with another Erin. I mean, i know that it was statistically a very popular name round about when i was born, but i never knew another Erin growing up. I think there was another Erin in my first high school, but we were two years apart so there wasn't any overlap in classes. I felt like a special name-snowflake until very recently when i actually saw stats.

Ok, it's a little confusing sometimes when i pop in and see the wedding conversation, knowing that i am entirely single, but still pretty darned awesome.