If I get a monkey I'm naming him Aper Dumbass.
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
What, no George?
How does everybody else plan to celebrate their fetishes?
Um, re-reading my favorite epic vampire fic? Oh wait, I was doing that already.
We do that nearly every day...
Okay, if you insist.
George Aper Dumbass.
It's not Scrapadoodle Oingy Boingy but it will have to do.
In Zmayhemi family and friends update:
1. Alex and Kris had their kidney transplant surgery. Everything went well. Kris (donor) is already home and she's walking around. But very tired. Alex should be home this weekend if he continues to progress.
2. My niece Crystal had her baby seen weeks early. (She's diabetic.) But they pumped her full of hormones in anticipation of an early delivery and the baby's lungs are fine and he was still seven pounds.
3. We are driving up to Reno this weekend to play in snow and see the MiL. We're leaving tomorrow morning and should be there by late lunch.
Beep.
Best wishes to your friends and your niece, Hec. I hope things continue to go well for all of them.
Also, have a great weekend, all of you!!
2. My niece Crystal had her baby seen weeks early. (She's diabetic.)
Wait, seven weeks early? Because I stared at that for a long time trying to figure out if diabetes would make a baby show up on an ultrasound early or something, and if that would be bad, before I figured it out. (What? I don't know nothing about birthing no babies.)
Wait, seven weeks early?
33 weeks. Is that better? It's preemie but doable.
Heh, no, it was just the part about seeing the baby early that threw me.
Also, what I meant to say but got distracted - good news on both baby and kidney seeming to have come through well. Hopefully Reno is good news too.
Hopefully Reno is good news too.
The only issue is when the snow comes. But it's better to go through the mountains in daylight whether the snow comes or not. So we're leaving at 8am and should arrive around 1pm.
But it should be a fun trip. I've been in the mountain passes when a blizzard hit at night and that was not so much fun. (By which I mean two hours of not moving and waiting for a snow plow to show up and pulling off and getting chains on your tires and arriving five hours later than your had planned.)