It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Jan 12, 2010 8:26:13 am PST #6538 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I went from not reading to reading almost instantly .1st grade? the bad thing, I never figured out phonics. Therefore, I can't spell.

Or that is this week's excuse


Calli - Jan 12, 2010 8:45:39 am PST #6539 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I learned how to read when I was four. I had hardly any friends my own age, and I was surrounded by older people who spent pretty much all their leisure time with books in their hands.

I did end up fitting in poorly with my peer group in school, so the early reading didn't necessarily do me any favors.


Cass - Jan 12, 2010 9:03:42 am PST #6540 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Tendon pain is ... not easy to miss, I will say. Fucking tendons.

(Of course, she was also the only one of us with any kind of social skills, so it's possible she was just out having friends while the rest of us hid in our rooms and read. We still thought she was weird.)

Cause she was. Socially ept freak.


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2010 9:05:28 am PST #6541 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I somehow learned how to read at 4-nearly-5 years old. My mom came home and found me reading a book out loud and thought, "Oh, how cute, she's pretending to read that book." Then she realized it was a new book and not one I had already memorized. She double-checked with Dad to see if he had read it to me, and when he said he hadn't, she pulled out the flash cards, which I breezed through.

We figure it was a combo: genetics (Mom's dad was a bookaholic, too--she still sees him in me whenever she watches me read a book), Sesame Street (started when I was three), older sister playing school with me, and parents always reading to us every chance they got.


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 9:11:40 am PST #6542 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I was completely ignored, so like others here, taught myself to read out of boredom. BUT I distinctly remember my school in Hawaii calling MOT into counseling and persuading her to authorize all kinds of tests for me because I refused to sound out words. I was given a battery of tests; I recall Rorsharch (sp?) and various IQ tests. I flunked one test that the counselor was giving me, because I was reading the answers (upside down) that were lying on the desk in front of him! So they told MOT that I was a problematic cheater.

She said "she's reading the answers upside and backwards from 4 feet away? She's obviously able to read and doesn't need to sound out shit."

I edited to add the part where she said "shit" to the counselor, because I remember she got asked to leave. Heh. And the teachers stopped asking me to sound out words and just let me be to read.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2010 9:17:39 am PST #6543 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do remember that my parents didn't teach my sister to read, that she learnt it in school. Which confused them, because whichever method they used on me (not phonetic, if memory served) was not the one she was taught, so they were perplexed as to how to help her properly at home.

How do they teach parents to support what's going on at school?


Ginger - Jan 12, 2010 9:17:44 am PST #6544 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was also what is called a "spontaneous reader." Some children watch the page while they're being read to and the connections just click. I was left to myself a lot because my sister was so sick, so I just read anything I could get my hands on. I could read when I went to kindergarten, and when the teacher started pointing to letters and saying, "This is Mr. A and this is Mr. B," I thought they were crazy. I spent the first couple of years of school being bored absolutely to tears and acting up. I can therefore testify that most children couldn't really read until they were at least 7. Eventually, I refined my reading behind the desktop skills.


§ ita § - Jan 12, 2010 9:18:47 am PST #6545 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Eventually, I refined my reading behind the desktop skills.

That's exactly what the b.org window behind Word and Excel and Outlook is today, isn't it?


javachik - Jan 12, 2010 9:24:13 am PST #6546 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

I spent the first couple of years of school being bored absolutely to tears and acting up.

Yup, me too.

And about the typing conversation yesterday: the best typing practice I ever got was early days of AOL and the trivia chat rooms (ongoing user-created trivia contests). You had to learn to type fast if you wanted to beat anyone!


Kathy A - Jan 12, 2010 9:26:10 am PST #6547 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

One of my earliest school memories was in the first week or so of first grade, when my reading teacher Mrs. Polley came up to me with a purple textbook (the class was reading a pink one) and suggested I try that one instead. I was much happier.

Mrs. Polley was the only teacher I ever made a craft project Christmas present for, she was that awesome.